Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

Happy Cold Fold Festival (China) Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Apr 5, 2013.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 2 of 33
  1. kuhjäger

    kuhjäger
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    107
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,418
    Location:
    Stockholm
    I took liquid claritin today. I misread the instructions through my blurry, allergy ridden eyes. I took way too much. I have been on a dry sinus roller coaster of fucked-upness all day.
     
    #21 kuhjäger, Apr 5, 2013
  2. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,304
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,198
    Dawww. I would have been out there, picking up baby possums. My bathtub would be full of them. Do you have a stone heart?!
     
    #22 bewildered, Apr 5, 2013
  3. gogators

    gogators
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    4
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    669
    Location:
    MS
    Make sure you brine them before you smoke them. Takes out the wild game flavor.
     
    #23 gogators, Apr 5, 2013
  4. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,304
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,198
    I'm all for killing wildlife in your backyard (cue story about my dad taking pot shots at raccoons out of his bedroom window) but I have a serious soft spot for the little furry babies. It probably comes from raising lots of squirrels and flying squirrels when I was young.

    Which reminds me....I need to see what Abu is up to.
     
    #24 bewildered, Apr 5, 2013
  5. Revengeofthenerds

    Revengeofthenerds
    Expand Collapse
    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Reputation:
    1,080
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    13,451
    Opossums are assholes. They live in my attic, try to eat through all the wiring, and get into the garbage cans. The fewer of them that are around, the better.

    That being said, the thing fell from about 20 feet up so the idea of picking up baby ones is moot, since they were all dead.

    I don't have a cold heart, just a practical one -- if an animal gets into my house uninvited, it might as well consider itself practically extinct.
     
    #25 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 5, 2013
  6. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,304
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,198
    This seems oddly relevant.

    <a class="postlink" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZYKHiiWDRY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZYKHiiWDRY</a>



    edit
    Oh haha, did someone disable youtube links for the drunk thread?
     
    #26 bewildered, Apr 5, 2013
  7. Revengeofthenerds

    Revengeofthenerds
    Expand Collapse
    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Reputation:
    1,080
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    13,451
    Guns work better. Less work that way.
     
    #27 Revengeofthenerds, Apr 5, 2013
  8. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,304
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,198
    Eh, unless the animal is sick or dangerous, I'm kind of against shooting a trapped animal. That's just me though.
     
    #28 bewildered, Apr 5, 2013
  9. Nom Chompsky

    Nom Chompsky
    Expand Collapse
    Honorary TiBette

    Reputation:
    68
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2010
    Messages:
    4,706
    Location:
    we out
     
    #29 Nom Chompsky, Apr 5, 2013
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  10. effinshenanigans

    effinshenanigans
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    145
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,950
    Location:
    CT
    I always thought Claritin was a placebo. The way the weightless tablets dissolve in your mouth, it's like you're not taking anything at all.
     
    #30 effinshenanigans, Apr 5, 2013
  11. katokoch

    katokoch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    477
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,631
    Location:
    Minneapolis
    Possums fall into the "no mercy" category in my book. They have no redeemable qualities.
     
    #31 katokoch, Apr 5, 2013
  12. Parker

    Parker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    90
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2010
    Messages:
    5,831
    Location:
    Chicago, IL
    Just watched that opossum video and saw a trailer for "The Purge"



    I love the concept. I hope the execution is just as good. It reminds me of this short story I read back in college. The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
     
    #32 Parker, Apr 5, 2013
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 27, 2015
  13. shegirl

    shegirl
    Expand Collapse
    Redemption Seeking Whore

    Reputation:
    466
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    5,474
    Location:
    Hell
    I just watched the red band trailer for This is The End and it looks hilarious. Just thought I'd toss that out there. It's a slow day, what can I say.
    [​IMG]
    Ok so, what is that?
     
    #33 shegirl, Apr 5, 2013
  14. kuhjäger

    kuhjäger
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    107
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,418
    Location:
    Stockholm
    Totally a lemur who likes to nom it nom it
     

    Attached Files:

    #34 kuhjäger, Apr 5, 2013
  15. dixiebandit69

    dixiebandit69
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    865
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    4,376
    Location:
    The asshole of Texas
    So, you all said I was crazy. You all said I had an unhealthy obsession with women's pubic hair. Well I have corroboration from a doctor now that says that women's crotches should remain unshaven/waxed!

    Physician calls to end "war on pubic hair."

    [​IMG]


    [​IMG]
     
    #35 dixiebandit69, Apr 5, 2013
  16. Frank

    Frank
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    6
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,351
    Location:
    Connecticut
    Nope, you just have shitty internet-fu.
     
    #36 Frank, Apr 5, 2013
  17. katokoch

    katokoch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    477
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,631
    Location:
    Minneapolis
    [​IMG]
     
    #37 katokoch, Apr 5, 2013
  18. Parker

    Parker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    90
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2010
    Messages:
    5,831
    Location:
    Chicago, IL
    You are and no. They can get it permanently laser'd off and none of these things described in the article will happen. I have a friend that did it and its has been the greatest thing in her life. It cost a little bit up front but hell there are Groupon deals for this shit now. Finally convinced the girl to go completely bald, thank fucking god. Once you go waxed vagina, you can't go back to even a landing strip. I mean, I've just grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
     
    #38 Parker, Apr 5, 2013
  19. Crown Royal

    Crown Royal
    Expand Collapse
    Just call me Topher

    Reputation:
    975
    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2009
    Messages:
    23,031
    Location:
    London, Ontario
    Do guys really "convince" girls to do that? Don't they ever get a creepy Lolita-ish vibe from getting asked that?

    Guys usually like being told how to look from their girl. Like that time Lois Lane told Superman that his cape was a little retro and he said "Don't be hatin' on my cape, bitch."
     
    #39 Crown Royal, Apr 5, 2013
  20. katokoch

    katokoch
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    477
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,631
    Location:
    Minneapolis
    Parker whips it out and the hairs just fall out in awe.
     
    #40 katokoch, Apr 5, 2013
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 2 of 33
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.