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Happy Cold Fold Festival (China) Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Apr 5, 2013.

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  1. JoeCanada

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    My Little Pony finally made it to India?

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    Since beginning MLP treatment, Jerry has gotten 0 women pregnant.
     
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    You know what's great male birth control?

    Whiskey.

    All I need is a few sips of that shit and my dick goes limper than Dubanite's in a strip club. Or ballsack's when he sees me fucking his wife on the hood of his minivan.
     
  3. sisterkathlouise

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    Like a vasectomy, only better!!
     
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    Is that what baby cousin looks like?
     
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    Where do I sign up?
     
  6. Revengeofthenerds

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    I mean I'd assume so, no? Seems like she should be about that age by now.
     
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    Want.
     
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    You have to be careful with vasectomies, though. One of the current FWB has post vasectomy pain syndrome, and it's pretty crippling. He's okay for the most part walking around and playing sports, but when it comes to sex it's torture. Every time he ejaculates it's like he's been kicked squarely in the nuts. He's a tough guy - hockey player and football, so he knows about injury and pain - but this totally sidelines him.

    You can have it reversed, and in some cases it helps the pain. But you also have to pay thousands of dollars for that. So yeah - go team.
     
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    Trust me, you're not alone in this.... *cue up female frustration* You're single, right?
     
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    You get erectile dysfunction after whiskey too? Oh, good. He doesn't have to be self-conscious anymore.

    So you're saying the Home Vasectomy Kit with a length of fishing wire, some needle nose pliers, a snakelight, and a cigarette lighter is a bad idea?
     
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    Nope. I'm married. Whenever she starts talking about our eventual kids and stuff I tell her one sec, and a few moments later walk back into the room with a glass of scotch and a "... as you were saying??" grin on my face.

    Nothin' she can do at that point.
     
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    No, but I have been um.... a collateral victim entirely too many times lately.

    Does it prevent the above?
     
  13. The Village Idiot

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    It's called marriage. Be sure the disease is worth the cure.
     
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    Ha. It'd be an improvement if it lasted 10 years.
     
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    Re: Re: Happy Cold Fold Festival (China) Drunk Thread

    Reason number 231 that I am never getting clipped, Fuck that noise.
     
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    I'm 35, I've never been married and may never get married. I'd like to but who knows if that will last? Not sure what disease you are referring to but I'm not a promiscuous guy. I'm not looking for guilt free sex with a bunch of partners (well not really anyway). I don't see how anyone could have an issue with this. Maybe I'm reading your comment wrong but I don't see a problem with not having kids till I'm sure I want them.
     
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    I'll be getting it done in the next couple years. My wife and I only want one kid so might as well make it easier for both of us.

    My friend had it done and he was mountain biking two days later. He said it was a great decision.

    ...not to say I'm not a little bit nervous about having scalpels and welding gear around my loins. Two thirds of the words "happiness" is penis. The sensation of permanent blueballs sounds like a fresh hell to me.
     
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    Regarding vasectomies, you can bank your sperm before you get one so you can choose to have future children still.
     
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    Re: babies.

    My mom:
    PS I am daughter #5. HELL NAW.
     
  20. The Village Idiot

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    It was a roundabout way to say that marriage is the most effective birth control method I've encountered. A small play on words, poorly done in this case.
     
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