One of my roommate's friends was visiting in March and brought one of those birds. His favorite place was tucked into the guy's shirt with his head sticking over the neckline.
All the talk here about pregnancy, when I feel like there is a much bigger issue brewing. I know many of you guys are single fellas. Why are you not wearing condoms to keep your dick from getting diseased (and girls too). If I have learned one thing since I started working at a Student Health Clinic is that there is more chlamydia and genital warts than I even thought possible out there (plus a few gonorrheas, syphilis's, trichomonases and herpes thrown in for good measure)
Well, this is his GF we're talking about - or at least his Woman-Who-Trusts-Him-Enough-To-Let-Him-Post-Naked-Pictures-Of-Her-On-The-Internet-For-Strangers-To-Masturbate-Over (my Cherokee name, incidentally), so I'd sincerely hope that they both got tested in the early stages of their relationship. Also, I feel like Chlamydia needs to step up its game if it wants to be taken seriously. Asymptomatic in men? YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME!
Well then I will defer judgement until he shows up here and tells me that both parties got full testing with a clean bill of health to provide to their partner before they decided to go "naked". And I just had my first treatment failure with chlamydia a few weeks ago, so the bacteria are getting stronger against our antibiotics. Gonorrhea is already almost there. And not all is asymptomic in men. In addition to the typical "it burns when I pee", just Monday I had a nice 18 year old who had a little too much fun on Spring Break come back with a bunch of mysterious sores all over his penis (that aren't similar to herpes or to warts) . I have no idea what it is. Then he tested positive for chlamydia. My first instinct is that they are unrelated and he is just the unlucky recipient of some sort of disease cocktail, but maybe chlamydia has 'stepped up it's game" after all with some new symptoms to make it more easily identifiable.
My roommate in college gave the clap to a girl going through chemo. He is amoral when it comes to sex.
See this is what scares me, the treatment failure. Cause otherwise I remember talking to a friend and it was like, "what would you do if you got chlamydia?" And my response was basically to just shrug and say "get some antibiotics." On the STD front, the only thing I've ever truly feared is herpes or genital warts. But if the less severe players are stepping their game up, that's just bullshit. I was pretty convinced I had chlamydia a month ago. I had some weird phantom groin pain and the hypochondriac in me flared up and I assumed that HAD to be the case. Turns out it was nothing, but still. I was honestly more worried about having to tell girls I had hooked up with recently that it was a reality than getting treated itself.
Those health class slide freshman year of high school did a number on me. The fear and anxiety are so bad it's no wonder you hear some doctors recommend not telling their patients about herpes (think it was Dr Drew who mentioned this not sure) because the anxiety and stress can lead to more trouble than the disease.
So last night I helped (Read: did everything while he watched) my brother install a new CX500 PSU and a Radeon Sapphire HD7950. I'm fucking jealous. It's massive, beautiful, and can run Crysis 3 on max settings without blinking an eye. By comparison, my dual-core CPU and HD6770 are like Stone Age technology.
MmmmmmHmmmmm. I have been disciplined in the art of not turning my dick into Death Valley firetrail. Some of my friends were NEVER careful it's divine intervention that they never got burnt. NOOOOOO thank you. I will NEVER type HPV into my search engine again. Scarred for life.
Not attacking you here, but most vasectomies go through with absolutely no problems or issues after. Yes with any simple procedure someone always knows someone where it killed them. I swear to god, I feel like everyone has a story like "Well you have to be careful with band-aids, I knew a guy that put one on after getting a small cut, then when it came to take it off, all his skin came off with it. ALL OF IT." Hey here is some chocolate.
So the cat got ringworm. And I got it from the cat. Now I get to use pussy medication on my self. Pussy as in vagoo
Re: Re: Happy Cold Fold Festival (China) Drunk Thread I think the take-home message here is, you have a hot wife who likes to experiment with other women and involve you. STOP FUCKING THE CAT.
Also, I imagine you don't want to take vet meds. Enjoy the Swedish healthcare system and go explain to a doctor how you got ringworm.
I did. He told me to buy yeast infection cream because it was the cheapest and just as effective. It came with a bunch of vagina applicators. I am debating what to do with them.