So apparently there's a homage movie to Calvin and Hobbes and for now it is only shown in Cleveland. Fuck you Cleveland. Oh, and Madison, WI. So fuck Madison too.
My dermatologist has the personality of a bag of hot, dirty diapers. Every time I have an appointment he says something rude and I leave wanting to slap the smug, condescending look off his penis-like face. Unfortunately, he's the best and, to me, his dermatology skillz are worth the bullshit. I only have to see him 2-3 times a year for 10 minutes each, but holy shit. I'm in a blah mood after seeing that arrogant asshole.
Ok. I'll bite. What in the blue fuck happened here? Aside from being the most fucked up sentence in English that I've ever read, I have some questions. How do you pick up chicks on chemo? How did he get the clap? Why in the fuck would you do that on purpose?
I'm glad someone else asked. I was also wondering what kind of asshole would give an STD to someone with a severely compromised immune system. But I don't think it's weird if a lady undergoing chemo wants to have an active sex life. I'm assuming chemo patients (most of them, anyhow) live normal lives except for their cancer treatment, yes? So they can meet other people at the grocery store, at work, at the gym, on Craigslist, whatever...however normal people meet, I don't know. If she's feeling up for it, then good for her! Get it, girl.
I've slept with someone on chemo. It's not like it's a terrible thing that dries up their vagina, at least not hers, although I would imagine it lessens your libido. It was just a normal hookup.
I'm sorry but I love Madison. I'm there for almost a week every year for the Mid-West Horse Fair and almost always have a good time. I don't like everything about it but I think its pretty solid. To be fair, I've not yet been arrested there and would like to avoid that at all costs
It was fucking bullshit. All year long I hear from my buddy at UW-Madison "Oh dude nobody gets caught* here!" Yeah. Right. Then the night before Mifflin happened. *Booze, not drugs.
I don't know where to start with the story. He's promiscuous and she was a gold digger, only my buddys gold was his dads. She was in her 30's, him in his mid 20's at the time. She was looking for someone to take care of her and her kid, she evil in the way she took advantage of him. He met her at a banquet that she was working at (not as a hooker) and she latched on. She told him how clever he was, how no other guy could've picked her up outside of him (he's extremely shallow), and stroked his ego and everything else. She got him to pay for everything even including mortgage payments, mind you he paid that with his dads money because he didn't have a substantial job at the time. So she was undergoing chemo at the time and they hooked up. The fucked up thing though is I'm sure my buddy knew he had the clap, as well as some other things. As well, she was so loose they had to do it anal so he could get off. Don't know if you can get clap in your ass, but I bet you can get herpes there. He didn't intend to spread the infection, but he didn't care if he could've spread it, he was more worried about getting off. So yea, he gave a girl going through chemo the clap, but it wasn't intentional or a goal of his. It just happened I guess.
I read this thing by this woman who snuck in an entire Fleshlight before a sex party. Then she fucked a dude to see if he would feel anything different. The dude she fucked had no comment, so I presume he didn't notice. In summation, maybe that lady should look into creative problem-solving.
I was batting with one of our PAs about a year ago about a case of PID in a young woman. The case was remarkable for a few reasons. First, I gave the PA IV directions for reconstituting ceftriaxoneinstead of the IM directions because I was fresh out of hospital rotations and only considered that you'd give it IM in a primary care outpatient facility the moment after I hung up the phone, so I caused the lady a fair bit more pain than necessary. It was also interesting in that the patient had recently taken first line antibiotics and had a confirmed negative swab, but still got PID. Which is scary and yet apparently not that rare. (also the patient claimed she got the infection from a sex toy)
So, your friend knew he was infected with an STD... ...and he decided to wrap it up and take other precautions to prevent others from catching his disease(s)? That's absolutely what he's supposed to do, so I'm not going to give him a standing ovation for not being a complete shitbag who-- OH WAIT. Listen, you don't have to cultivate actively malicious intent in order for your intentions to be thoroughly bad. If he knew he was infected and just couldn't be bothered to wrap it up, his deliberate apathy towards the plight of others is, in fact, a (subconscious?) intention to allow harm to come to others through callous disregard for their well-being. By thinking only of his orgasm, he could've killed another human being. I'm not being dramatic, either--there's a reason people with compromised immunities walk around in face masks and die from the common cold. No, it did NOT "just happen." He chose not to use protection, he chose not to disclose his infected status, and he chose to give a girl going through chemo the clap. He sounds like a reprehensible dude, but I can't believe you bought that line of bullshit.
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We are through the looking glass here folks. Fuck me. OK, let's accept that she's a gold digger. A cancerous gold digger no less (I hear they're the worst). I suppose that healthcare being what it is in the US she might've been struggling financially what with, you know, the Chemo treatments and having to support a kid on a banquet hostess's salary, but whatever. Let's say she's actually a bad person, for the sake of argument. The part I find perplexing here is: Why are you supposedly friends with someone who by your own admission, A) Is an entitled, shallow, spoiled cretin who will apparently believe anything some malicious-cell-mutated harlot feeds him B) Is free enough with his father's money that he'll spend it lavishly on said harlot despite apparently not doing any worthwhile work himself C) Is a walking, breathing, suppurating cocktail of vile veneral disease, including Gonorrhea and the ominously named "other things" (Herpes? AIDS?) D) Has no problem raw-dogging people without deigning to inform them that his cock is, in fact, Ground Zero for the plague which will eventually expunge all trace of human existence from this earth. I mean seriously, what the fuck is going on here?
Here is my obligatory chiming in to say that it can be spread through anal sex. As for symptoms in your butt, they include itching, anal discharge, and painful pooping.