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Happy Cold Fold Festival (China) Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Apr 5, 2013.

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  1. bewildered

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    I swear to God, he's all the way on the mainland and that motherfucker got me in Hawaii.

    Fuck Parker.
     
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    He's only 120 miles away & I'm gong to bed drunk with my... dog.
     
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    That's not a very nice thing to call your boyfriend.
     
  4. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    BOOM, BEWILDERED!

    Wait I think I did that wrong...
     
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    GUYS

    GUYS

    SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLES. SERIOUSLY. THIS THING I HAVE FOUND IS THE PINNACLE OF HUMAN ACHIEVEMENT.
    THIS GUY FUCKING SINGS AN ACAPELLA VERSION OF THE FF VII BATTLE THEME...BUT HE DOES THIS THING...I DON'T EVEN



    ALSO GUILE'S THEME HOLY FUCK


    And now I need a kleenex.
     
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    What I never really understood is how the mining works, and how if it's meant to be a legit currency how somebody just setting their computer to mine away and create them out of nowhere makes for a stable and long lasting system.
     
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    It really doesn't. It is more or less the same thing as people who invest in gold, with the exception that a few places do take bitcoins, though I imagine there are places that accept gold for payment. It is basically a form of commodity that can be invested in and because of perceived value, it can be exchanged for real cash. The main people who use them are the paranoid, and people who vote for Ron Paul who don't understand anything about economics beyond what Libertarian say (like something I saw going around facebook last night claiming inflation didn't exist until 1913 when the Federal Bank was created)

    I realized that the system was bullshit once I started seeing true believers (tm) popping up in various threads around the internet who would defend bitcoins at all cost and take any criticism about bitcoins personally. Once I herad about them rocketing up in value I figured they were in an artificially created bubble that would burst quickly, and/or scammers would start popping out of the woodwork, mostly from Eastern Europe.

    Though I do expect to see banner ads for bitcoin trading soon.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/10/sex-workers-disabled-people" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... led-people</a>

    Is it bad if I read this whole article and thought: "I bet I could pay for grad school by eating out disabled women." Until, I remembered the cancer-ridden clap hound and now I guess I'll just stick to regular ol' work.

    Goddamn dream crushers.
     
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    I've considered deserting and becoming the first male juicy in the entire Korean peninsula.

    YOU BUY ME JUICE?
     
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    Care to elaborate on this? Neither Mrs Noland or I have had sex with anyone else since 1996. I've also been fixed. Feel like telling me how that isn't safe?
     
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    At your age, I'd imagine the risk of breaking a hip while fucking must make sex a pretty damn unsafe proposition.
     
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    If you hear on the six o'clock news that a man went crazy and starting ripping peoples' arms off and beating them with aforementioned arms, kindly start a bail/legal fund collection for me.

    That is all.
     
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    It's April 11. I am working from home today. BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING ICE STORM OUTSIDE.
     
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    I get a year older on Saturday as well. Thanks for the reminder that I am old and decrepit.
     
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    I think she was referring to the fact that Mrs. Noland could always decide she wanted a bit of younger man meat. This is an entirely different situation (because despite what I say, I dont worry about such things in my relationship either) but I have seen numerous people in clinic in "monogamous" relationships end up with something that they couldn't if their relationships were indeed completely monogamous.
     
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    Wow. "Happy birthday, Noland. Your wife might be banging a younger man."

    Y'all are mean.
     
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    I would gladly take the ice over the possibility of strong winds, large hail and a tornado or two.
     
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    You can keep the tornado. We're getting ice pellets at the moment, to turn to freezing rain in the next few hours. Aaaaaand my VPN login won't work. Fuck it. Baileys in my coffee, Headstones on the stereo, pants off dance off.
     
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    This will be all over your facebook news feeds soon.
     
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    Check out Peter Hollens on youtube as well. He does a lot of great multitrack acapella.
     
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