Happy birthday, Noland. Your wife is probably not banging a younger man. But she's definitely thought about it recently. Better?
Most normal people do, but if you can't find that funny, well you're just a curmudgeon. The Kangaroo portion had me crying.
Ok, so I'm guessing that they're using the sippy cups so that they don't spill water on every take. That isn't an actual thing hipsters do in their every day life, right?
Oh, it will be. They could've just used empty, opaque cups to prevent spilling. So now, hipsters will now use sippy cups. You know, to be ironic. Dibs on inventing the sippy cup top that snaps onto PBR cans!
The nice part about the ice storm is that I walked all the way down Bay Street this morning and didn't even get wet. Although it hurt, where bare skin was involved. Cuba next week for us - so fuck Mother Nature and her ice storms. I'm going to have my ass firmly set in the sand with a beer in my hand, come next week.
I might buy a set of these and take them to the bar with me. "I'll take a pint of Guinness. No, no. Just put it in this, thanks." C'mon. Guinness from a Buzz Lightyear sippy cup? That's pretty badass.
I'll see your sippy cup and raise you a bubba mug. Spoiler That's what we bring on all-inclusive vacations, because fuck the little plastic cups they try and serve you alcohol in.
I must be, because every part of that video made me want to smash that sippy cup into his stupid obnoxious face.
You're a better man than me, because I only got to the part where the dipshit on the right started talking before hitting the stop button.
I'm working from home because for the second day in a row I woke up, realized I had 1 project to do that would take me 20 minutes, remembered that I can work from home, and then proceeded to do so. So yeah. Life ain't bad.
We had four pages of people telling a guy to throw his potentially pregnant girlfriend down a steep flight of stairs after taking nude pictures of her and this is what set off your "mean" alarm?
We all have different lines, apparently her line is making fun of someones age, however dead baby jokes are cool.
Fair is fair. It's not like I didn't just think about nailing the hot chick from the temp service that just came around.
Because when I read about the potentially pregnant girlfriend, all I could think of was this: http://www.tubechop.com/watch/1097728
Guinness sucks. People actually drink that shit aside from it being a novelty on St. Patrick's day? It tastes like fucking motor oil and is the inbred abortion of the dark beer world.
I had a job interview yesterday, went really well. Got a call today from a company I had interviewed with previously, for a position they told me was no longer available. They had a change of heart and made me an informal offer (basically to see if they should go to the trouble of drafting a formal one). Told them I was interested. Called the company I interviewed with yesterday, asked them what the situation was and they said they still had a couple interviews today and tomorrow and couldn't make an offer (to their preferred candidate) until Monday. Call back the company that made the informal offer and told them I was considering another opportunity, and wouldn't be able to give them a definite answer until Tuesday. They said ok, they look forward to hearing from me Tuesday. It's been two months since I've worked and in one day I went from nothing to an offer and a very promising opportunity. What I wanted to avoid was the company with the offer thinking it was a sure thing, drafting the offer, and then me saying "sorry, I know I said I wanted the job but something better came along". I think I made the right call by informing both companies of the situation. Should I have just kept my mouth shut?
Meh, it's nothing special but I wouldn't say it sucks, it's like the gateway drug to the world of dark beers.