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Happy Cold Fold Festival (China) Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Apr 5, 2013.

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  1. shegirl

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    I should know by now not to click certain links. Sad puppy agrees.
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    Fine replace "convinced" with "beg and plead for 6 months" and we'll be more accurate. She likes it when I go down on her and I just said "It'd be so much better if I wasn't worried about rug burn!" The whole "I don't want to look like a 12 year old" is the dumbest fucking argument ever. I have no idea what a 12 year old's vagina looks like, I didn't have game back then. I do know what a 27 year olds vagina looks waxed and its fantastic. So let's go with that.
     
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    Hmmph. It's the 11th anniversary of Layne Staley's death. And to a much lesser degree, Kurt Cobain's. The way his mom found his corpse was so fucked:

    So, remember kids, if you must do smack, don't live in Seattle or be born on April 5th.

    I'm going to listen to Alice In Chains, you should too.
     
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    So, when you say "best thing to happen to her life", do you really mean "best thing to happen to my life"?


    I mean, I prefer bare as well and I'm 100% with you that the looking like a 12 year old argument is silly, but... well, you see what I mean.
     
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    I like it when a lady has some pubic hair or also when a lady has no pubic hair
     
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    Dixie, don't listen to these haters. Keep on being you, man. I appreciate your contributions to these drunk threads.

    Also, insistence on a hairless crotch is weird. It's just hair...it's not a big deal. I've thoroughly enjoyed oral sex with full bush ladies, partial bush ladies, and bare ladies. There wasn't much of a difference, really. I mean, if you don't know what you're doing it'll require a bit more dexterity to maneuver around a full, untrimmed bush. That shouldn't apply to anyone on this board, though...right?



     

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    Totally. You should explain how to do it step by step though, just so I can make sure you're doing it right.
     
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    It's not the maneuvering that bothers me, it's the whole "feeling like I'm making out with The Lorax" thing.
     
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    Change your expectations, then. It shouldn't feel like you're making out with The Lorax, it should feel like licking a human vagina. Unless, of course, it's talking to you about Thneeds while you're licking away. Then it should feel weird and creepy.
     
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    I've had waxed vag many times, Parker. Hell, I even waxed the Ice Cream Cake Girl's pussy one time (at her request) with a home waxing kit.

    Thank you, Pinkcup. You're right, there really isn't much of a difference; I just prefer a woman with a nice, maintained bush. I grew up thinking that's how women are supposed to look.
     
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    My girlfriend shaves hers once every 2 weeks or so (her choice). I actually like the variety.

    In the end it's still pussy, and pussy is good.
     
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    Judging by the "women" that you regularly post on here, I'd say "forced against their will into the adult sex world in order to satisfy the depraved needs of their violent boyfriends and their crippling substance abuse, their ill-groomed bodies inexorably wasting away under the relentless assaults of a lifestyle bereft of any health as their dead, empty stare lays bare the nethermost regions of man's basest desires and fills you with disgust towards your own gender" is how you grew up thinking women should look.

    Not as catchy as "nice, maintained bush", but more honest, I feel.
     
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    He never recovered after the death of his girlfriend/drug confidante, and turned into a crack/heroin hermit in his apartment, his only appearance in months was at his niece's birthday.

    I miss that warm, elastic voice so much. However, Duvall is an awesome follow-up and a super-talented musician. On the centre of our TV stand on either side is my and my wife's one treasured box set for decor: I have AIC's "Music Bank", and she has Nirvana's self-titled one (her favourite band).

    Alice has bottomless awesome music. I am outside the norm with them, though. My favourite album is still Facelift.
     
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    Really? Over Dirt? Wow. Yeah the new guy is good, Im just not a fan of Jerry Cantrell either way. And with Mike Starr and Staley both gone, it's basically a completely different band now.
     
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    I meant her life. We never hooked up. We made out once but that was it.
    It has nothing to do with knowing what I'm doing, it has to do with me equating femininity to softness, aerodynamics and smoothness which in that case all that hair makes it easy for me to feel like I'm making out with a man.
    Obviously you haven't made out with a Lorax, I don't want to feel like I'm rubbing my face in a wound located in the middle of someone's head. Change my expectations? Fuck that noise. People don't change expectations. Also, why is it anytime anyone says "I like my SO to do X" they assume they're not doing shit back? I get asked be trimmed down low and clean shaven up top. She doesn't like chest hair either I'm not going to tell her "change her expectations" I just do it. At least for my beard, I can stroke it while thinking and appear smarter. She can't do that with hers...
     
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    i think you're eating pussy wrong
     
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    Is there a faster way to get to the brains? Wait, what?

    For the record, I'm drinking at work, you guys should know that. You don't say no to the beer cart. No matter how many times it comes around your desk. Both bosses out, and its Friday? Yessir.
     
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    We have three bosses out and we keep our fridge stocked with beer, wine, whiskey and tequila, week round.

    Step your workplace drinking game up.
     
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    We have three bosses out and we keep our fridge stocked with beer, wine, whiskey and tequila, week round.

    Step your workplace drinking game up.[/quote]

    You have me on the whiskey and tequila. If we had hard liquor in the office, people would definitely get out of pocket and act a fool. Or take advantage of the conference room chairs which I swear are 2 steps away from laz-e-boy recliners. Those things are fucking comfortable, having a meeting in those and not falling asleep is a challenge.
     
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