Not sure I'd be interested in sticking around this long if it wasn't a little weird. But hey, that's just me.
I didn't hate sales, because I was a good talker. But it IS kind of cutthroat, even accidently. You hate sales especially in the field of direct public retail. Specialty sales, the customer has something in mind before they come to you. I enjoyed that, it was an easy job and I spent much of it just reading books until a customer arrived. In retail it's asshole customers saying things to female emplyees like "Maybe a man could help with this.", it's mind-numbing, shit pay and horrible supervisors. I'd rather vacuum septics than do retail again.
Become an admin assistant. Because, with the exceptions of being overly critical of herself (she prefers to be critical of others) and being well-educated (although she will talk a blue streak about her three semesters in psych back in the 80s to anyone who wants to listen), you've explained our 55-year-old admin assistant to a tee.
Air traffic controller. It's one of the most stressful jobs, and high pay. And if you fuck up, Die Hard 2.
Sorry, dude. I don't think anyone on this thread is drinking either. Maybe it's time we consider creating a recreational dialogue thread, where sober people who don't like music or drinking can talk about what they baked for dinner, what TV they should buy or how they hated cleaning their house today and feel completely annoyed that their attracted to the same sex and hate everyone else for being adjusted thread. Maybe then the Drunk thread will be fun again. You know, FUN!
If it makes you feel better, I've been drinking a whole bunch. Trust me, you have to post a whole lot of videos people don't feel like seeing before anybody notices enough to say something. Clearly, you've hurtled headlong past that signpost. It's ok! I still care for you. However, let's see what it's like if you post something else for a while, yea? That should be pretty cool. You're cool. There's fun back and forth, and then there's just boring bickering. Let's be more column A, less column B.
There's a never-ending sea of people who think that way, except you probably have one-up because unlike you they NEVER got anywhere. At least you have a respectable, hard-earned education and made something of it, they're just waiting for shit to fall into their lap because they deserve it for some god-forsaken reason. They're usually known as "dipshits", "loogans" or "undecided voters". Lots of people have to fall back and start over, but it DOES happen again. When my daughter was born 3 months early, my boss laid me off four days later without even breaking stride. I had to take a shit job with lousy, weekly-changing hours, she was only getting maternity leave and we fell into debt in no time plus she has two university degrees to pay off (like you, probably). LOTS of shit. You have to shut down a lot of vices in your life and focus on the job, either getting better at it or just plain getting a better one. It'll happen. Only people that have never had any motivation are satisfied with going backwards. I mean, I think you live in a cave made of skulls but I kind of doubt you're going to let that happen to yourself. What I do know: if you DON'T work your ass off at it, whether you like it or not, you are going to go backwards. And if you bring a kid into that it can get very depressing for all. OKay, Crown!! Enough Serious shit, make us laugh!!
I dunno. I mean, maybe I am exaggerating. Maybe there isn't an entire Music thread dedicated to the discussion of music. Hell, I bet there isn't even a youtube thread dedicated entirely to youtube videos and discussions of them. No sir, those two threads don't exist, and therefore the only place for videos is clearly the drunk thread. Now, granted, everyone there has said they don't want them, but what the fuck does that even mean? They clearly love them and are just playing with you, right? Clearly, your desire to post useless, meaningless videos that no one gives a fuck about is significantly more important than every single other person posting in this thread that has asked you to put that shit in its proper place. But no, you're right, I'm exaggerating when I say you clearly think you're the most important person on this board, and fuck what everyone else wants. But on another note: