It does. I will. Bickering is normal. Let us get at each other. I'm thinking with a few more arguments I can get Pinkcup to go straight. I really hope you will consider creating a genuine drunk thread. This one is a joke.
To make everyone get along, the man above had to trip and fall onto the nightsticks and jackboots of four Los Angeles public servants a few dozen times.
You do realize that this thread is called the DRUNK thread, don't you? Right? Why would you write so many words to regulate that?
Maybe when I am drunk I get sarcastic and wordy. Then again, maybe I don't have a god complex about a message board drunk thread, and what I demand it should be to satisfy me! ME ME ME! I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON ON THE INTERNETS! Then again again, maybe we just need more Alison Brie:
And-a-one-and-a-two-and-a-*FACEPALM* This above advertisement is a real hoot: ...I'll explain, since it's shine-on. They're recently changing "Pardons" up here to "Record Suspensions". Same shit, they're making it like you'll be a criminal for life, stuck on a slippery slope. Record Suspensions will cost more for the applicant, but instead of waiting anywhere from 2-10 years for a pardon, you'll wait a cold six months and then have your criminal record expunged. I know this because in September, I will get mine and can take my kid to Disney. Because YOU assholes won't let anybody with a criminal record in. Any other country on the planet except USA. It pisses me off because I love going there so much.
See, that's exactly the sort of thing I'm worried about. Stop trying to deprive the world of bicurious people, b. NSFW
Nice post. Enough with your berating the assumed narcissist hammering beatdown. Do you not think it is a good idea to create an everyday dialogue thread that is separate from the drunk thread?
It is absolutely hilarious that you think insinuating I'm a lesbian will rile me up or something. Nitwit, my grandpa called. He wants his tired, obsolete zingers from the 1950's back. More on topic: SO MUCH LESBIAN ACTION.
I think it's a bad idea to create an everyday dialogue thread that is seperate from the drunk thread.
My e-crush on you grows with every post. I call this "The only reason to watch The Big Bang Theory:" Spoiler Oh, and as for "create another dialogue thread" bullshit nitwit is trying to pass off, the reason is simple: You're asking for it because you want a thread to post all your silly music videos in without getting shit. We already have a thread for that. It is called the music thread. I linked to it earlier. Or the Youtube thread. I linked there, too. Go there. Post videos to your heart's content. Those of us who don't want to see that shit can ignore it, unlike here, where we are forced to see the shit we don't want to deal with, i.e. stupid music videos that only you care about. Clearly, I've been to clever with my sarcasm, so I'll make it simple: there is an entire thread dedicated to music discussion and videos. Go there and post there. No one is stopping you. Get drunk, post your music videos and whatever rambling nonsense you want with it. No one will stop you. Here, however, we don't want to see that. To quote Jon Stewart: "Now, you're in the minority. It is SUPPOSED to taste like a shit taco."
*edit that was dumb. And I so just noticed the mouse in this photo. Poor pacifist ocelot...forced by nature to kill WHY GOD WHY!?
Why do I have to explain? I didn't know there were rules like that on the Drunk Thread. I'm just kidding. I remember a website that had an everyday dialogue thread. It had no focus, it meandered, the browser window literally scrolling continuously while post after post was made. The people on the forum would pop in and out, almost like they were just dropping by to "chat." It just had kind of a "room" mentality - it wasn't much of a thread.
Dude, I really am trying to be nice, but you're dancing on the borderline between "misplaced antagonism" and "creepy and bugging everyone." I'm giving you a bunch of leeway because this is a drunk thread and the first post was so very stupid, but c'mon. Be a pal, eh? If most people would rather you not badger them or post incessant music videos, does it really matter if they're right or wrong? Sometimes it's ok to be right and also let other people be happy.
I was lucky as a kid. My parents took me through a lot of the country, and there is a LOT of cool shit. WE have scenery. We have things like Banff ("The most beautiful place known to manff!") and Lake Louise and Mt. Thor and that big nickel in Sudbury. THEY have places like Vegas (don't start). Every inch of Arizona. The Ford Museum. Gettysburg. The Pacific Coast Highway. The Redwood Forest. Death Valley. The Sierra. Moab. Zion. Chicago. A football game at The Big House. Disneyworld. NASA at Cape Canaveral. The Smithsonian. The D.C. Monuments. The Route 66 Drive. Touchdown Jesus (R.I.P). Cedar Point. Those are just some of the thing I HAVE been very fortunate to see. Then there's things I HAVEN'T seen, like Yosemite, Big Sur, Yellowstone, the Big Fuckin Ball Of Yarn wherever it is, etc. There is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much awesome shit in that country, and no matter where you go, everybody is interesting. People from Canada who never go to America think they're all assholes. That is such a fucking lie. The only time I may have thought that was our drive though Kentucky. Everywhere else, even awkward conversations with people never got heated. ...not to mention they have ALL THIS COOL SHIT. So much more consumer options then we have, for usually 30%-50% of what we pay for, and our dollars are constantly at par. Their craft beer bends our craft beer over a tile counter and rape it with The Violator. I have many reasons to love it down there. This is my home, but I haven't been given a genuine reason to dislike it while I'm visiting except that little "incident" in Detroit when 20 plainclothes cops jumped out of cars in gridlock with machine guns making my family think it was a gangland hit. My dad through me into the seat well and put the luggage on top of me in two seconds flat.
I was just curious. Its rare that anyone not from America says they love this country. Yes, we have some cool shit. I do love Chicago, and every major city I've visited that wasn't named Detroit has been pretty awesome. Still, I guess it is the hermit in me. The idea of just traveling around and seeing shit like that bores me to tears. I could go my whole life without seeing the Grand Canyon or Mount Rushmore and honestly not feel even slightly sad about it.