Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

Happy Drunks Only- Memorial Day WDT 5/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 27, 2011.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 10 of 32
  1. iczorro

    iczorro
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    107
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,541
    Location:
    The Island
    See, in my head, I've been saying it as Tee-eye-betty. Cause, you know, all these chicks are Bettys (Betties? Betty's?).
     
    #181 iczorro, May 28, 2011
  2. BL1Y

    BL1Y
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2010
    Messages:
    2,012
    So long as lame puns are in play:

    The idiot: bored.
     
    #182 BL1Y, May 28, 2011
  3. iczorro

    iczorro
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    107
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,541
    Location:
    The Island
    RE: Alison Brie talk from last night.

    She's also pretty much the nicest girl ever: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.nerdist.com/2010/06/nerdist-podcast-20-alison-brie/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.nerdist.com/2010/06/nerdist- ... ison-brie/</a>
     

    Attached Files:

    #183 iczorro, May 28, 2011
  4. Juice

    Juice
    Expand Collapse
    Moderately Gender Fluid

    Reputation:
    1,452
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    13,970
    Location:
    Boston
    Ill raise you:

    [​IMG]
     
    #184 Juice, May 28, 2011
  5. BL1Y

    BL1Y
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2010
    Messages:
    2,012
    Horse herpes isn't the strangest part of this:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=15716018" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=15716018</a>
     
    #185 BL1Y, May 28, 2011
  6. jets22

    jets22
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    568
    *Ahem*
     
    #186 jets22, May 28, 2011
  7. lust4life

    lust4life
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,562
    Location:
    Deepinthehearta, TX
    Well, I am a drunk, but I'm not happy. Going car shopping with the wife today. Let's walk around car lots when the temp is expected to reach 101 this afternoon, and then follow it up with some quality time in a cubicle with a life form two rungs down from lawyer for a few hours. Too bad the Dr. Szell Dental Clinic isn't open on Saturday.

    As for the holiday weekend, I'm flying the Stars and Stripes from my dad's funeral. Semper Fi, teufel hunden.
     
    #187 lust4life, May 28, 2011
  8. hooker

    hooker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,154
    I think I'd reach a heightened sense of pleasure if I ever had the opportunity to kick Phil Hellmuth in the teeth.
     
    #188 hooker, May 28, 2011
  9. Gravitas

    Gravitas
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,905
    Location:
    somewhere vaguely rapey
    I love when people embrace stereotypes.

    [​IMG]
     
    #189 Gravitas, May 28, 2011
  10. hooker

    hooker
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,154
    That picture is depressing. There is no alcohol sold at Costco in Ontario. I'd embrace any stereotype for cheap beer. (But maybe not for Bud Light.)
     
    #190 hooker, May 28, 2011
  11. KillaKam

    KillaKam
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2010
    Messages:
    624
    Location:
    CLE

    Never thought I'd see the words "equine" and "herpes" used together.

    Awesome.
     
    #191 KillaKam, May 28, 2011
  12. Frank

    Frank
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    6
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    3,351
    Location:
    Connecticut
    Fuck cheap beer.

    My idiot friend has a basement bar that is really shitty looking, in the best way possible, that he likes to promote as a "for the people" bar. To further this image he keeps it stocked with the shittiest beers around, I don't even remember the brands but they all taste like Steel Reserve, it's atrocious. Somehow he manages to convince me to drink them every time I come over and I always feel like a bag of ass the next day from it. I'm still trying to get my vision straight right now and I'm expected to start pounding in 5 hours (5 PM EST) for the same friend's birthday.

    The only solace I can take is that my buddy ALWAYS gets terrible hangovers and compared to him I won't look like a pussy this afternoon.

    Edit: I'm desperately trying to change said friend's bar's image to home brews instead of piss beer, he keeps acknowledging it as a good idea, but hasn't gone through with it yet... asshole.
     
    #192 Frank, May 28, 2011
  13. Diablo

    Diablo
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    5
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,608
    Location:
    Armpit, NC
    Oh fuck me sideways...I got horrendously drunk last night. Good start to a long weekend.
     
    #193 Diablo, May 28, 2011
  14. mya

    mya
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    142
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,945
    I seem to have a headache that is slightly reminiscent of a hangover. WTF is this shit?
     
    #194 mya, May 28, 2011
  15. Gravitas

    Gravitas
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,905
    Location:
    somewhere vaguely rapey
    Your punishment for not getting drunk.

    The alcohol gods like being ignored about as much as they do being abused.
     
    #195 Gravitas, May 28, 2011
  16. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,316
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,250
    Me too. This never ever happens. I think I royally screwed up yesterday by not staying hydrated during my lawn work.
     
    #196 bewildered, May 28, 2011
  17. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,316
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,250
    Goddamnit it is too early for this shit. I forgot to take my lactase pill until halfway through my huge coffee. I am in trouble.
     
    #197 bewildered, May 28, 2011
  18. mya

    mya
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    142
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    2,945
    I didn't even get the pleasure of a nice drunk before my hangover. Just had some wine, and then I slept for 10 hours. And tried to chase it away with copious amounts of caffeine. Sometimes the gods are just cruel. So far today I haven't been able to muster the energy to do anything but surf the internet. Oh well, why fight it?

    On the topic of attractive girls from last night. What do you think of Olivia Wilde? People go gaga over her saying she is the most beautiful thing ever? I recognize that I should think she is gorgeous, but I just don't.
    [​IMG]
     
    #198 mya, May 28, 2011
  19. hotwheelz

    hotwheelz
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    14
    Joined:
    Oct 21, 2009
    Messages:
    1,356
    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.epill.com/vpager.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.epill.com/vpager.html</a>
     
    #199 hotwheelz, May 28, 2011
  20. lust4life

    lust4life
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    0
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    2,562
    Location:
    Deepinthehearta, TX
    13 is definitely hot.
     
    #200 lust4life, May 28, 2011
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 10 of 32
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.