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Happy Drunks Only- Memorial Day WDT 5/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 27, 2011.

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  1. Frank

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    Friend isn't even awake yet, he will be in no shape to start by 5, not having to drink soon is sadly getting me excited.

    It's days like today that make me wonder why I drink in the first place.
     
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    For the menz:

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    For the ladies:

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    She looks evil in her eyes. Also kind of like a thin, tall alien. Those pictures make her look like she's about to go for someone's neck.
     
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    Maybe you hit the nail on the head, she has absolutely no warmth to her, like I can't imagine just hanging out with her having some wine in our PJs and watching shitty TV. January Jones has the same look.

    I could totally see doing that with Christina Hendricks. Then having a pillow fight that ends with the buttons to the PJ top snapping open "accidentally"
     
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    This is warm enough for me:

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  6. Nom Chompsky

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    Wow, she seems super cold there.

    She's very attractive, but I have no desire to put any part of my body in hers. Full blown Sarah Chalke syndrome.
     
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    Yep, and I am all about the lesbian kissy kissy scenes but that does nothing for me.

    Maybe she is a guys gal. You guys can have her and the ladies and Nom will keep Christina.
     
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    I want to watch whatever movie that is from.


    And on a hangover note...bacon solves all problems. Speaking of bacon, that gives me a great idea for a thread!!
     
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    It's a scene from House.
     
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    I actually made some super greasy and awesome bacon this morning, and took a picture because it was so beautiful (not shown, the extra cheesy eggs).

     

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    She's so cold, I bet whichever dude tried to penetrate her would have his dick snapped off from the instant frostbite.
     
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    Woooo my birthday!
     
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    Why no mention of Monica around these parts?

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    Happpppppy birthday!
     
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    Well, I am obviously a fan...(in response to the lovely Ms. Belucci)

    I'll have a drink in your honor later today! Happy birthday.
     
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    Hey there naked 13. I love the athletic look. But, yeah, that girl is frigid.
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    Awesome. Everyone here got mind blowingly drunk last night. Times like this make me feel warm inside. Not a camaraderie warmth, I just don't want to be the only one that dies alone from alcohol poisoning under a bridge next to an oil drum fire while getting a flaccid handjob from a crackhead.

    I just finished up some yard work, hungover, in the Florida sun. Me no smart.
     
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    No more outside work for me today!! I did all that yesterday, and my head hurts too much to venture outside for more. My lawn is WAY bigger than I expected. I've only been in this house a couple weeks so this was my first time to mow the lawn here. This house is on a corner and those always seem to be bigger. At least the property is more or less flat. If it were a ginormous hill like my parent's house I think I would have had a breakdown.

    I also didn't go running like I planned. My neighbor, who I run with, rode past on his bike to see my beet red face and told me that I had had enough exercise for the day and to go take a shower. I love my neighbors.
     
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    I never got the Christina Hendricks appeal.

    Everyone knows she's fat, right? I feel like I'm in an Emperor's New Clothes thing.
     
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    Shrug, I guess she's fat in the sense that she has a lot of fat on her body. But she's got a pretty face and her proportions are nice. Fat is not the opposite of sexy.

    Unless of course, you buy wholesale into vaguely misogynistic ev psych theories about what people are supposed to want to fuck.

    /Stereotyped?
     
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    Did he help you wash your back?

    So what? She's a chubby chick with awesome tits and hips and huge tits and the girl can make it work for her better than a lot of typical gals. That woman has amazing presence. Mentioned she had huge cans too? Right, good. If she ditched the red hair she'd probably be ordinary, though.

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