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Happy Drunks Only- Memorial Day WDT 5/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 27, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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  2. BL1Y

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    That was easy. Next question:

    Tea and Cake, or Death?
     
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    Beach and boat for the foreseeable future. Take care idiots.
     
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm actually mildly surprised by your choice.
     
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    I wasn't. And to your question, I would choose cake. You would choose death, because that woman looks close to it.

    And I looooove cake.
     
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    Nah, a steady diet of cocaine and cigarettes is perfectly healthy if it enables you to have no jiggly parts, right b1ly?

    (oh, and tell me what your user name stands for please so I stop transposing the the 1 and the l because that is what makes more sense to me.)
     
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    So the "embracing different body types" thing is just for fat chicks, right?

    And it stands for Big Log - 1 Yard
     
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Kate Moss definitely does coke and cigarettes. And heroin. A lot of it.

    Crystal Renn is orders of magnitude healthier than Kate Moss, in basically every possible way.
     
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    It's all about the reason behind the size, right? We're saying that natural curves induced by a regular lifestyle and genetics is fine, and you're saying that skinniness induced by cocaine and nonstop partying is also okay.

    Somethin' in the water ain't right!
     
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    I'm sorry, I thought the question was who do you want to bone, not whose health insurance you want to underwrite.
     
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    Look at those ribs. Let's not kid ourselves. She'd be the one boning you.
     
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    Right, I'm just surprised you chose Kate Moss, because she's much less healthy and much less attractive, imo.
     
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    Ahem.
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    On the other hand, she could probably jack you off in 10 seconds with her immaculate coke nostrils.
     
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    Based on my body shape I don't think there is enough blow in the world to meet the Kate Moss standard. And that has nothing to do with McDonalds which I may have about once per year.

    Granted I could probably stand to lose about 10 pounds but I prefer to have some fun and enjoy myself instead of killing myself to reach what is pretty much a vanity weight. So maybe that is just excuses from this fat girl.
     
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    Actually, the Crystal Renn example is fantastic for this conversation. She is not only one of the most successful plus-sized models out there (meaning size 12-14), she is arguably a really successful "regular" model. Before all this, though, she tried to be a skinny girl.

    Here she is at the beginning of her career:

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    And here she is at her normal weight, when her career took off:

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    Side-by-side:

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    Which do you prefer?
     
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    I am of the opinion/correctness that women are supposed to have curves once they've gone through puberty, and that the vast majority of people in the West have forgotten that after the novelty of Twiggy's adolescent boy look in the sixties. I'm not saying women who don't resemble Marilyn Monroe or Ava Gardner or Brigitte Bardot or Sophia Loren can't be sexy (although I just don't get Kate Moss), but to me, that was the best era for beauty standards. I'll take hourglass curves any day, thank you:

    Kate Winslet, who has the added bonus of always taking her clothes off:
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    Beyonce
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    Crystal Renn
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    Scarlett Johanssen, who I find really irritating but can't be denied her place in the curves hall of fame:
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    America Ferrara
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    Amanda Seyfried
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    Lara Stone
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    Dita Von Teese
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    That was a great way to start my day.
     
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    Wow. I have never heard of this person before (here I am, admitting I live under a rock) and she is amazing. Her "plus size" is not large at all, she looks fabulous. Her skinny modeling days make her look like Holocaust victim.
     
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    Jesus Christ, what's with all the skinny chick hate?

    Put it in soft, let it get hard, and listen to the bones crack, right BL1Y?
     
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    Here's another timely example:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://modelcouture.livejournal.com/1237220.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://modelcouture.livejournal.com/1237220.html</a>

    Scroll through; it's Crystal Renn and another, "regular" model in the same clothes and poses. I may be biased, but Crystal just looks better.
     
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