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Happy Drunks Only- Memorial Day WDT 5/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 27, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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    And yet earlier you said that, regardless of context, you'd find a homeless guy looking at you to be lecherous/harassment.

    Look, it's obvious this is a touchy subject with you, and as much as you might not like it, as a tongue-in-cheek generality, my statement has some validity to it.

    Again, this is the WDT, and we were talking about sneaking a peek at some cleavage. Hell, we're posting pics of cleavage and more for all to see.

    Let's just enjoy looking at Bewildered's buns.
     
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  2. bewildered

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    OH BABY!
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    I didn't bother to find out. I gave her a small kiss and peaced the fuck out.
     
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    In all seriousness, that does suck. I like it when the most difficult choice in my weekend consists of whether or not I want to paint my toenails (I don't) and if I should eat tater tots or french fries (both because fuck! I'm old enough to fulfill all my childish fantasies).
     
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  5. Nettdata

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    And, thanks for coming out.

    Here you go man... did some Googling... this should be all you need from here on in:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.positivesingles.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.positivesingles.com</a>
     

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    My friends went home and my roommate and cat are asleep! Fuck! Now the drunk thread is about bread and herpes? Fuck! What am I supposed to do now?
     

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    I love those herpes treatment meds commercials where the people are riding bikes. I swear, there are multiple meds on the market, but they ALL INCLUDE BIKES. Apparently this is a sorely missed activity by herpes sufferers?


    Teehee. See what I did there?
     
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    So what, now it's not cool to act sweetly towards women? Fuck that shit.
     
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  9. Nettdata

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    Not when you've got the Herp dude... that's just wrong.

    Don't you have to register somewhere now or something?
     
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    I didn't have sex with her, asshole (or do anything with her for matter). Or were you trying to be funny? My brain is fried for the week.
     
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    Wait, so you had sex with her vagina? Houston, we have a problem.
     
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    Sorry dude... only yanking your chain... didn't mean to push your buttons or anything.

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    Actually, I did... just didn't think it'd be that easy. Or that effective.
     
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    Maybe I am imagining it, but I am feeling waves of sexual frustration radiating from this thread.

    Wait, Frylock's watching. It's probably just him.
     
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    Pff, look who's posting.
     
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    I'm busy being motherly (you know who you are), cooking bread, cleaning the house, and otherwise not thinking about sex. LEAVE ME ALONE!!
     
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    Oh, and biking. I biked over 5 miles, some of it in wooded trails, today and my body hurts like you wouldn't believe.
     
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    That herpes medication is really working for you, hey?
     
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    Everything's cleared up except this mysterious patch on my right knuckle. Come closer and check it out for me?
     
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    Pssh, like bread and sex are so far apart.

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