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Happy Drunks Only- Memorial Day WDT 5/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 27, 2011.

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  1. xrayvision

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    I hear tweaker-guts is a lovely color paint for your walls. May I recommend 12 gauge #6 shot?
     
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    Wait, so did they get evicted or not? At the very least you should call the po po's (especially if it turns into a scene like before where he is beating her). They need to get help, but that's not your problem.

    Is there a way you can talk to your apartment supervisor or something to complain, and be sure that they are REALLY evicted this time?
     
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    Hey! I have a custom shooting range with moving targets! I could market this as a solution for overcrowded prisons and population control...
     
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    You have no idea. 5 seconds prior to this I was trying to impress my mom by diving headfirst at a chair.


    This:
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    while playing this:
     
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  5. xrayvision

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    And if you put the proper choke on your barrel...I recommend "full" for those softball sized spreads, you won't even have to be dead-on, just kinda close.

    Your welcome.
     
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    I don't understand, it seems as though someone paid everything up so they could come back. It does not seem like either one works. They just sit there and rot.

    If they start fighting, I most certainly will call the police again. I just can't understand why the police just come and have a little chat and leave. I have complained to the apartment manager and she says that she "is doing all she can."

    I am aggravated because I can hear them over our stereo system, which is quite impressive. We crank it when they are only kind of fighting.
     
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    I'm late on the bandwagon, but I tentatively decided to go to the bday party.

    Beer # 1.
     
  8. Gravitas

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    What does your lease say about undue noise and all that?

    I don't have any experience with non-subsidized housing, so I have no idea how it works on getting people kicked out for that sort of thing, but with what I do it is a three lease violations and you can be evicted. But there is a lot of leeway on my end on how I deal with that.

    Your landlord may not want to evict them, because that is money lost (and work to fill it again). So when you talk to her make it clear that if it doesn't change and fast you will be the ones moving out. That should scare her into getting them gone asap.
     
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    I think what you really want is a duckbill spreader. You get a very interesting horizontal spread.

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    Ok.

    Am I the only one that read "duckbill spreader" and immediately went to oral sex with mallards?

    Quack.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    My mind went straight to the gyno's office. But, I mean, come on:

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    I think I might lose a game where you had to guess whether a picture was of a woman's health instrument or a torture device. It seems to be a fine distinction.


    Oh, and on the funny name front...I once came across someone at work with the name Moonlit Wang. She was a college student. Imagine being a professor, and coming across that name when taking attendance.
     
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    Obviously the only thing that's keeping me busy until school starts on Tuesday is cooking interesting things, getting drunk, and exercising. Thank God I exercise, because I'd be 350lbs otherwise.

    I just made a sandwich (tried to grill it for a panini but it was too fat) with my bread from last night: smoked turkey, cream cheese, feta pesto, and a slathering of grilled tomatoes, spinach, and water chestnuts. Then I warmed it up.

    I'm off for a fieldtrip to get beer after this.
     
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    Just walked in on my girlfriend inserting a new tampon. I suddenly dont feel like eating my buffalo wings.

    Oh, and it has an extra plastic inserter-whatsamabobbit to help it go in? Hmm, I did not know that.

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    Honest question: Had you ever seen a tampon before, with your own eyes, unpackaged, before that moment?
     
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    Thats a really fucked experience. But from what I understand, the plastic part is very important.
     
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    No, but I knew about the string and everything. I didnt realize there's an applicator. Are most guys aware of this?
     
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    Without the applicator, it would be like trying to have sex with a flaccid penis.
     
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