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Happy Drunks Only- Memorial Day WDT 5/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 27, 2011.

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  1. Natty

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    Best. Eleven minutes. Ever.

    Your locks are safe Pimptress.
     
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    Eleven minutes?? Holy shit, we just wrapped up after about an hour and a half.
     
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    Please. If we're gonna blow shit up, let's really blow shit up.



    Nothing says "I care" like a 2000 pound shell fired 40 miles inland.

    And you can't tell it from the video, but the firing of those guns moves that 44,000 ton ship sideways.
     

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  4. bewildered

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    I was all primed and ready to head to bed after that class of wine. On a whim, I went to sit on the front porch and who did I meet, but a very friendly, very cute cat?

    She's so playful, I hope she sticks around. She probably will because I gave her scraps and a bowl of water.

    Did you know that cats can lick their own vaginas?
     
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    It knows I am in here....now it is going "MOW. MOW. MOW. RWAOAAAW."
     
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    But only with a scratchy tongue. The universe is cruel.
     
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    You really are Jennitalia, aren't you?
     
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    Sounds like someone tried a version of the peanut butter trick with a cat.
     
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    Silly old man.
     
    #609 bewildered, May 30, 2011
  10. Gravitas

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    You have no idea what they will do to score just one hit of catnip.
     
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    My friend's stepmom's cat turns into a freaking basket case when the catnip comes out.
     
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  12. Nom Chompsky

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    Did you know that most human men can lick their own genitals, if they practice enough?
     
    #612 Nom Chompsky, May 30, 2011
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    Yeah, I hear they stretch pretty far if you keep after them long enough.
     
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  14. Nom Chompsky

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    Once, in a contest, I won a book about a guy who became obsessed with the idea that his penis was too small. He went through pretty much every trick in the book, but in the end the one that "worked" basically consisted of stretching exercises called "jelqing." It is as bad for you as it sounds.
     
    #614 Nom Chompsky, May 30, 2011
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    Sounds like you lost the contest actually.
     
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    Kind of. He actually found me on twitter, then on Facebook to tell me I'd won, and I figured the least I could do was read the free book.

    The book is here:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.amazon.com/Year-Cock-Remarkable-Account-Married/dp/0446582166" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.amazon.com/Year-Cock-Remarka ... 0446582166</a>

     
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    I'm currently at 9 months of no washing on my Nudies and 6 months on a pair of Naked and Famous. I don't think I look like a hobo, but I suppose that's debatable. Putting your jeans in the dryer is the worst thing you could possibly do. Every time you do, a baby otter dies.
     
    #617 jennitalia, May 31, 2011
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    blah blah blah blah I suck cock blah blah blah blah
     
    #618 Poopourri, May 31, 2011
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    Banned the troll for a day for picking on the ladies.

    Who's your NettDaddy?
     
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    Well, I will pretend to have a sense of humour about you. Wait, a post search has just rendered you...well, boring. I've noticed that insecure people really can't stand me.

    It works for me.
     
    #620 PIMPTRESS, May 31, 2011
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