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Happy Drunks Only- Memorial Day WDT 5/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 27, 2011.

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  1. Gravitas

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    Just hooked up my cpap machine for the first time.

    I feel like scuba steve.

    Chances of me sleeping with this thing are just about nil.
     
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    You're my NettDaddy!
     
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    Soooooo....... when's the trampoline party?
     
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    I just pressure washed it and oiled all the springs yesterday.

    Any time works for me.
     
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    Now that your penis pump is clean when are you going to wash the trampoline?
     
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    You get used to it. Just say good bye to spooning or impromptu sex in the middle of the night.
     
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    You assume that he's presently participating in these activities.
     
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    It does have the ability to take the Dutch Oven to whole new levels though.
     
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    I was trying to be generous. When I first got one of those fucking things - they showed me a video of 'satisfied users' - where the youngest guy using a CPAP machine was 200 years old and looked like Alice Cooper's fat alcoholic uncle. Assuming he occasionally sleeps in the same bed as a sexually active woman seemed like the least I could do.

    I've never actually used it as a biohazard fallout shelter... but if you can't sleep with a blanked over your head because you get claustraphobic, it will fix that.
     
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    I was referring more to the ability to force-inject a fart into the lungs while the target is sleeping.

    About half the guys in my hunt camp have C-PAPs, and this practice has proven to be a never-ending source of amusement.
     
    #632 Nettdata, May 31, 2011
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    How do you sleep with one of those on? I sleep on my stomach and I don't think that would be physically possible. Think they'd come up with something that wasnt straight out of the intensive care unit...
     
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