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Happy Drunks Only- Memorial Day WDT 5/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 27, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    This might also apply to penises.
     
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    You guys fucking suck at drunk threads!!!
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    Oh yeah? Well you suck at selecting the hottest chick on Mad Men!

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    Yeah she's also a huge cunt so there's that.

    Edit: Oh and let's not forget her square left boob. With all the intense photoshopping these days you'd think they would have taken care of that.
     
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    Her character may be a cunt, but I refuse to let you talk about my future third ex-wife like that.
     
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    Better a huge cunt than that red headed fat chick people seem to like. Seriously, every picture of her looks like you caught her eating a cake in a corner. She is Lane Bryant attractive, and nothing more.
     
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    Maybe it's them there birthin' hormones, but for reals. She looks like she should be riding around on a broom.
     
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    You're supposed to be looking at the tits, dummy.
     
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    Tits? It looks like someone glued an ass to her chest.
     
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    God damnit, bewildered you just toe-thumbed her. I will now immediately think of square tits when I see her.

    Oh, and I guess she is sort of a cunt.

    http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/05/january-jones-is-sort-of-a-bitch/
     
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    Why are we even arguing over boobs? They are all fake anyhow. It's like arguing about which knockoff Rolex is better.

    I want the real thang, babbuh
     
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    uhhh, yeah. She cheats with a coworker who is married and then saunters around with his unborn child, all the while looking like a huge, pouty cunt.

    I will agree that she is cute but personality is huge and hers makes me want to tie her up and throw her in the garage.

    But with a steak. Cuz she needs to eat a steak.
     
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    I'm more into the poor man's Christina Hendricks.

    May I introduce Rebecca Creskoff for your consideration.

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    There is no reason to argue over them. Debating the size is appropriate.

    For example, my wife has small really small boobs. But, in the future, her nipples won't be looking at her toes. So there is that.

    Don't forget men, women are an investment. If you are investing in a top heavy portfolio, don't invest too much. Returns are... sagging.
     
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    HAHAHAH, is that a fact? No matter how small the boob, eventually the nipples are going to try to claim their independence and form a new state.

    ESPECIALLY if the owner of said boobs has a kid or two. The up and down hormones makes for some seriously saggy boobs.
     
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    I had a high school teacher give me the same advice.
     
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    There shall be no kids. And I have tweaked the nipples into a permanent state of erection.
     
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    Well, you won half the fight. Unfortunately the other half is called genetics and eventually all us saggy boobs end up dead anyway. No good throwing good money after bad and all that.
     
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    Dream ruiner.
     
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    Hey, by the time her boobs start sagging you will probably be too old to care.

    Or you could just invest in a younger model. Isn't that what rich, soulless men do?
     
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