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Happy Drunks Only- Memorial Day WDT 5/27/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 27, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    If this site made Tshirts that said that, I would buy one.
     
    #161 bewildered, May 28, 2011
  2. Gravitas

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    Wait...the one-legged dude, not a one-legged dude, as in this guy is a regular occurrence at the bar?

    I rescind my previous statement.
     
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  3. CharlesJohnson

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    Yeaaaaah. He would come by on a semi-regular occurrence. In the shitter, I walked out of the stall and he started screaming high pitched, whipped his leg off, and started swinging it above his head. Naturally I bought him a shot. For the effort. He flipped on my friend (who also has a big fucking mouth) and tackled him, laying a bunch of punches until I pulled peg-leg off. I thought it was hilarious as they were both near tears.
     
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  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Me too buddy.

    But ironically, like a hipster, or CharlesJohnson.
     
    #164 Nom Chompsky, May 28, 2011
  5. CharlesJohnson

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    Eat my ass. My pants are loose enough where I can still feel my balls. Well, one of them. It's like a kumquat surrounded by a pound of chicken skins.
     
    #165 CharlesJohnson, May 28, 2011
  6. Gravitas

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    I bet you walk in circles.
     
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  7. bewildered

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    In my natural habitat:
     

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  8. Gravitas

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    You need some stuff on your walls.

    My fivehead in it's natural habitat.

    [​IMG]
     
    #168 Gravitas, May 28, 2011
  9. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I like this game. It reminds me of that character from Home Improvement where you never got to see what he looks like. I want to play too!
    Ducking for cover in MY natural habitat.
    And, why yes, I do lie in my bed like a female sitcom character from the 90s, thankyouverymuch.
     

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  10. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    OH MY GOD. I'M ALMOST IN THE SAME POSE AS MY AVATAR!
     
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    Awww yeeeah, this thread is heating up! Those are some sexy ankles, audrey.
     
    #171 JoeCanada, May 28, 2011
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    This is the Muslim Porn Drunk Thread now.
     
    #172 DrFrylock, May 28, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I was going for some green dots from the foot fetishists of the board. I know you're out there.
     
    #173 audreymonroe, May 28, 2011
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    I just got home from moon dogies and I have no idea what's going on here. My nurse is awesome. All I had to say was " that give, go" and she brought her over (shes bi) in got rejected all 3 three times but WTF EVER I WAS DRUNK AND THEY WERE NICE
     
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    It's 8 AM, and it's raining - so maybe no tree cutting, but for sure drinking.

    RIght now, scrambled eggs, corned beef hash and tomato juice with vodka is happening in my mouth.
     
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    "Free TiBette!"

    HA!
     
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    Well, shit. I decide to get a good night's sleep and look what I miss.

    [​IMG]
     
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    If you're going to grind coffee beans, do it the fucking night before, not in the morning.

    Respect the hangover.
     
    #178 BL1Y, May 28, 2011
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    Jesus. If I were a thief, I'd think the property owners were too stupid to properly set up an alarm system.
     

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    Say what you will (I sort of agree), but this picture presents powerful counterargument:

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    You are dumb and stupid and deserve a beating until you can come to more correct judgements.
     
    #180 MoreCowbell, May 28, 2011
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