Hate Fuck: J Lo She's a magnificent diva bitch, but that woman is a fucking vampire. Has somehow gotten hotter with age. Coffee: Prince Conversation would be nonsensical, but that little elf is just the coolest motherfucker alive, and every story is more outrageous than the next. Gotta soak up a bit of the Purple essence. Romantic Love: Michelle Keegan Outrageously attractive, British, works for me.
Hate fuck: Adam Levine. What a douche. His face screams to be punched, but his body and tattoos kinda make it ok. Coffee: I guess we're sticking with the opposite sex? If so, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He seems fun, smart and talented. Or Kristen Wiig. I feel like we'd be friends in real life. (That or she kinda reminds me of one of my friends.) Love: Jason Bateman or Paul Rudd. I've had celeb crushes on them for years cause they both seem pretty down to earth and hilarious. And cute.
Hate fuck: Taylor Swift. Because she would probably cry and write a song about how much stronger and empowered she is now. Have coffee with: Taylor Swift. To see if we could work things out because I've seen the error of my ways after hearing...really hearing...her song and realizing what a horrible person I am and let her know how much I've changed. Romantic love: Taylor Swift. Just to fuck with her some more.
Hate fuck: Anita Sarkeesian. She started as a marketing scammer, now blathers about things she hardly understands. Have coffee: John Wayne. Just a whim there. Romantic love: Olivia Wilde. Weird choice, maybe.
Is there something really cool about Jennifer Lawrence that I'm unaware of? I honestly had no idea she would be topping so many people's lists. She really isn't that great looking, and almost all celebrities are hotter. I know it's not all looks, but there's plenty of hot celebrities that don't suck. Ok, well there's a couple at least. Her ongoing tirades about sexism in the video game industry are fucking awesome. Talk about digging way too hard for something to complain about.
Hate Fuck: Justin Timberlake. I don't care for him at all, but I think he has sex appeal. Coffee: Elvis Presley. I'm curious as to what he was like in private. By the end, doped up, but I'd like to try to hold a conversation with him. Romantic: Chris Pratt. Fat or skinny I don't care. He's adorkable. Yes, I know I left out Rob Thomas (sigh) but he's just got too skinny. I'll have to be content listening to his deep deep voice through his music and interviews. I hope he doesn't get mad at me for not picking him.
Hate fuck: S.E. Cupp although the she would probably enjoy it. Coffee: Anthony Keidis. One of my favorite frontmen and I bet he would have a lot of interesting things to talk about. Or Vince Gilligan. Wouldn't be upset either way. Romantic love: Aubrey Plaza. Part of me thinks she's not really acting on Parks and Rec. And I love it.
Hate fuck: I want Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin in a raw three-way of hatred. If it has to be just one, it's Bachmann because she makes Minnesota look worse in particular. Coffee: Steve Rinella. Seems like a really respectable guy that'd be good for conversation. Romantic Love: I am getting Jennifer Lawrence first. Don't even think about it.
I want to change my romantic love choice to Rashida Jones. I don't know how I let her slip through the cracks. Spoiler