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He said boy, come here; I said boy yourself.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by VanillaGorilla, Aug 11, 2014.

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  1. gamecocks

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    i can't believe he's never heard ac/dc.
     
    #21 gamecocks, Aug 12, 2014
  2. Crown Royal

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    seriously? dude, having the same name you should educate yourself in the magic of barry manilow.
     
    #22 Crown Royal, Aug 12, 2014
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    pfff, you guys are all way off. his real name is boxcar willie.
     
    #23 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 12, 2014
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    i'm pretty young, and i look even younger. i am also small. this means that men of all ages thing they can call me names like sweetie, honey, hun, baby, babe, etc. half of those don't fly when boyfriend uses them, let alone creepy stranger. but i think the 30-50 yr old ex-frat-dudes are the most guilty of this.

    i don't get upset when people call me ma'am, but it does make me uncomfortable, and sometimes confused.
     
    #24 sisterkathlouise, Aug 12, 2014
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    guys, leave edgar winter alone. it's bad enough he gets shit for it in real life, he doesn't need it here.
     
    #25 Danger Boy, Aug 12, 2014
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    i do not like getting called chief or boss when i am bartending, unless they are very good tippers it is a warm beerable offense.
     
    #26 dewercs, Aug 12, 2014
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    you guys, we've overlooked a key piece of information here... not only is his entire name shared with a musician, but his first name is also tied to a major movie...

    [​IMG]
     
    #27 jdoogie, Aug 12, 2014
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  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    yeah, he said major movie. plus, liberace was his last name. obviously, he means ted nugent.

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    #29 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 12, 2014
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    jack white maybe? i'm sure juice would know since cosby's involved.
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    #30 gamecocks, Aug 12, 2014
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    you have no idea how relevant this character is to teaching. he got the attitude down perfect.
     
    #31 lostalldoubt86, Aug 12, 2014
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    i don't even get half the references you guys are making. this isn't a guessing game. jeez.
     
    #32 Parker, Aug 12, 2014
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    like snake plisskin, i thought engelbert humperdinck was dead. guess not.

    humperdinck!

    humperdinck!


    humperdinck!!
     
    #33 comforter, Aug 12, 2014
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    it seems hard-wired into male dna to call any guy working in a bar (especially bartenders) "chief". it must be the high douche content bars attract, because you have to be a cretin to think guys appreciate being called that.

    however: female bar employees are to only be referred to as "sweetie", "babe" or "hon". unlike men, they like being talked down to. sure, females might say they don't like being called names like that by drunks but we all know what a fucking bunch of lying teases they all are.
     
    #34 Crown Royal, Aug 12, 2014
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    It's on

    just because you're not keeping score doesn't mean it's not a game.

    alright, so we know it's the same first and last name as a musician and the title of a major movie. this far we have the following that meet the criteria:

    jack white
    ted nugent

    i was thinking his first real name was the title, but upon reflection, he just said "tied to a major movie."

    so clearly, it's lawrence welk, (lawrence of arabia) - what do i win.
     
    #35 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 12, 2014
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    then don't make a vague post. either say your name or keep the vague reference to yourself.
     
    #36 FreeCorps, Aug 12, 2014
  17. Crown Royal

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    his name is ray parker jr.

    musician? tied to a major movie? ghostbusters, bitches.
     
    #37 Crown Royal, Aug 12, 2014
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    Who you gonna call?

    hmm, yeah but he wrote "fans of that guy ask me if i've listened to his music" not "fans of that guy ask me if i've listened to his one song."

    i'm going to go with irene cara (me, myself and irene). final answer.
     
    #38 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 12, 2014
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    i'm thinking sammy davis jr.

    and i am sam. because it has a retard in it.
     
    #39 xrayvision, Aug 12, 2014
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    shit. crown wins.

    but really though, why does everyone get so upset with the mr or mrs. last name thing? why the whole "that was my father/mother and they're dead."
     
    #40 Parker, Aug 12, 2014
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