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Here lies the body of old John Blake...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Angel_1756, Jun 2, 2011.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    I'd pull out a phone book, pick a name at random, and write, "Fuck you John Doe. You know why."

    I like to keep them guessing.
     
    #21 MoreCowbell, Jun 3, 2011
  2. Omegaham

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    My favorite epitaph is Mel Blanc, the guy who voiced Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Yosemite Sam, and a bunch of other Loony Toons.

    "That's all folks!"
     
    #22 Omegaham, Jun 3, 2011
  3. Durbanite

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    Rodney Dangerfield's epitaph is also fantastic: "There Goes The Neighbourhood".

    As for me, most likely cremated, or fired out of a cannon into space... I'd probably not have a gravestone or anything like that.
     
    #23 Durbanite, Jun 3, 2011
  4. Crown Royal

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    I'd also like to rig my body so at the funeral home I pop up out of the coffin like Big Mouth Billy Bass and start singing "Rock you like a hurricane".
     
    #24 Crown Royal, Jun 3, 2011
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    When I die I want my family to throw a party.

    My epitaph: "It's 5 o'clock somewhere."
     
    #25 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 4, 2011
  6. lust4life

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    "I see dead people."

    As for my funeral, I'm going to eulogize myself via a prerecorded video that will eventually make it's way to YouTube. When my 15 minutes come, I won't be around to enjoy them.

    I also want an open casket wake, and I want to be dressed as Bozo the Clown.
     
    #26 lust4life, Jun 4, 2011
  7. hoju

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    I would like something referential yet confusing to those who don't get the reference.
    Like:
    "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

    Also, no wake, no funeral. Whatever salvageable organs, body parts, etc. donated to someone/something, followed by a cremation. Hopefully I will have lived a life to where my loved ones will throw a huge party afterwards. See you in hell motherfuckers.
     
    #27 hoju, Jun 4, 2011
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