I have a family dinner thing tomorrow night. I got the preemptive hair cut the day before yesterday to fend off my Mothers off the cuff comments about needing one. Gotta love family right? Anyway, it's at one of those places that have the tables around dudes that are flipping food all fancylike, waving knives around and stuff. I've never been so I'm a little bit excited. Maybe I'll ask the guy to flip a shrimp in my mouth.
I had to give away my free boat recently as well. She was so much fun and terribly difficult to sail, but I had to beg, borrow, and lie to get another person to crew it for me. So I gave her away to someone who already had set crew. Thanks for bringing up that memory. I had almost forgotten that it was the most difficult decision of my life. Where's the god damn booze...
Getting rid of a boat was the most difficult decision of your life? Either you're being dramatic or I should envy you.
Last night after a round of liquid retardation, the four of us stumbled into a diner where I slurred out "chili loco moco". What is a chili loco moco? A gigantic bowl of rice, topped with a hamburger patty and drowned with chili. Two sunny side up eggs sit on top like two cholesterol infused cherries. I am now typing this post from the toilet.
Rave: 24 hours from now, I will be on my way to Ireland for a week to celebrate my two-year anniversary. I don't think my liver is going to enjoy this trip.
If it's like any hibachi place I've been to, the chef will aim straight for your cleavage. The place I go to every now and then has some cool chefs, though. They give out a ton of free Sake if you ask for it--straight from the squirt bottle they use to cook with. Try asking for that instead.
Oh, so excited! I just booked Christmas in Vegas for me and my favourite person in the world, Queen-Bee Jr. (she is 21). We are heathens who hate the Christmas scene, so we are going to celebrate the birth of (imaginary) Jesus by drinking, gambling and hitting on Elvis Santas. Life is very good today. Hope ya'll are enjoying it too.
I'll ask him to do that to my Mom. As for Sake, I've never had it before. Doesn't it knock you on your ass? What does it taste like?
I'd recommend warm Sake. It tastes a little stronger than wine and is decent in potency. Get a bottle and rest it on the side of the grill so it stays warm.
It's a warm sneaky buzz that will take advantage of you when you least expect it. Shegirl kind of like your creepy Uncle Leopold.
I've been working out on my binge drinking skills all year for this weekend. Yup, I am now, officially, in my late twenties. It's a scary world.
I am going the Texas renaissance festival on Saturday. I plan on getting offensively drunk and hitting on wenches medieval style.
I probably won't do any real drinking this weekend. Brand new down comforter (with 1200 thread count Egyptian cotton duvet cover) came in today, and its getting cold out, so The Girlfriend and I are planning to watch my new Lost blurays all weekend. She is also making me Pizza Past and Taco Soup. For a relatively sober weekend I think it will be rather enjoyable.
FYI, shitty sake is served warm to hide the shittiness. The good stuff is served chilled. Warm sake does sneak up on you though with a nice full-bodied flush.
Shit I have that on a daily basis, it's called Vodka. Hey Fernanthonies, wtf is Pizza Past? Pasta maybe? I'm confused.