Cooked elk and oryx last night with roasted fingerling potatoes. Somewhere along the line we thought it would be a good idea to crash the wedding party across the street. It was in a church. We took tequila shots with the pastor (who was wearing full white collar garb and shit). We danced with their women. For some reason we were talking about birthdays, and my wife and I both forgot each other's. We eventually got called out and identified as wedding crashers, and then it got REALLY fun. We danced with their women, and they poured us drinks of crown royal in celebration. I came. I saw. I conquered (oh, and we shot some shit too last night).
Red Bull. Vodka. Red Bull. Vodka. Red Bull! Vodka! RED BULL! VODKA! REEEED BUUUULLL!!!!! VOOOODKAAAAA!!!!!
Ha! Family has brought me to a movie for my birthday. Its the first showing (of the day) of Megamind. The matinee. There are 6 birthday parties going on. The movie hasnt even started yet and already a handful of kids have puked in the theatre. One did it first then the chain reaction happened. Not a good way to deal with a hangover. I'm not looking forward to the 3D.
Presumably, the people get that drunk on a regular basis as a way of having to deal with living in Edmonton.
Another excellent point. However, of the two of us, only one of us posted this within the last 24 hours: So presumably only one of us is hitting the bottle.
A couple of the lawyers on the board might appreciate this. My fantasy team is smashing the blubber out of Elie Mystal right now. 41-19 (90-71 projected)
At least I'm nice and safe out here. Oh... Wait.... <a class="postlink" href="http://www.news1130.com/news/local/article/120365--abbotsford-mission-murder-capital-of-canada" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.news1130.com/news/local/arti ... -of-canada</a>
It's like you think that's a bad thing. I'm fairly good at dodging bullets, so, I'm not that worried. I've only ever witnessed the aftermath of shootings and it's on my car. I bought it off this skeezy "semi"-pro skater kid up on the north side who was constantly stoned. I took it into the mechanics and the mechanic pulled me aside after and showed me this hole in the passenger side door, which, I failed to notice before. It goes straight through the door on both sides and they managed to fix it with some sort of filler (did a pretty good job) and repainted it. Aside from the patched up hole, there's nothing wrong with the door.
Fuck Mike Sims-Walker, fuck Donald Brown, and fuck TO. And fuck fantasy football for even making me give a shit. I'm moving to Canada:
Well, I'm still alive after last night's excess. Started the night at a bar right by work. Got a load on there, then drove across town for a friend's birthday at another bar. Got even more drunk, had to keep this wormy mustachioed dude from beating my friend up for calling his girlfriend a fat bitch, then drank until 4. Spent the next hour trying to sober up in the cold, then drove home, got some McDonald's breakfast for me and the wife. I drank some bourbon to try and stabilize the BAC, but I don't know if it worked.
Ahhh The Chiefs of 2008-2009 era have finally returned. They were just teasing us with that winning stuff.
I like how, when the Chiefs are winning, the announcers go on and on about how the Chiefs don't make mistakes. Today they keep saying "The Chiefs are a young team." Which is it? And how sad is it that I'm projecting my anger onto the announcers? I really just need to turn off the TV and walk away.
Damn, I thought we held that title. Oh well, I guess highest all around crime rate in Canada will have to do. (What the fuck is wrong with BC? ...I blame the marijuanas.)