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Hi, I'd like you to meet my son. His name is Blayde.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by thabucmaster, Jul 25, 2012.

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  1. Danger Boy

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    Yes, because the name your parents choose for you determines your future sexual preference and/or physique.
     
    #121 Danger Boy, Aug 5, 2012
  2. Crown Royal

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    "Metta World Peace is the name, biggest douchebag in the entire NBA is the game. If you need cheap-shots thrown or want somebody half my size beaten up, I'm your man. My name change makes Chad Ochocinco look like a witness protection alias, and I may be a bigger asshole that Vernon Maxwell if that's humanly possible. I'm an empty husk that can rebound. Expect me to be giving women herpies intentionally in the VERY near future."

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    I know I'm digging this thread up, but I found a new one this morning on the news: Myr'Akle. Pronounced "miracle," as in, it'll be a miracle if she is hired to perform any job of value in her lifetime.
     
    #123 effinshenanigans, Aug 22, 2012
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    This has to be a permanent thread, because fucked up names is something we're never going to stop running into. Tried taking a picture of her ID, but she thought I was trying to steal her identity, there was a girl in front of me named "Dahn'yell" Yep. Fucking Yep.
     
    #124 Parker, Aug 22, 2012
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    Agreed. I almost resurrected this thread for Kash Kade. And his brother's name is Kroy Jagger. I don't get this fad.
     
    #125 subgeniuschick, Aug 22, 2012
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    My close friend's brother named his newborn daughter Miliegh after Miley Cyrus.

    He didn't seem all that impressed when I complained that in 13 years I won't be able to go to any of his town's (Cornwall, On) strip clubs anymore because of his compounded stripper name choice.
     
    #126 kindalas, Aug 22, 2012
  7. Crown Royal

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    You know what North America needs? More male babies named Jacob or Liam. Only every single fucking kid born in the five years has been named that. That goes double for "Madison" for girls. It's more popular than "Melanie" was in the 80's.

    As for shitty names... who the fuck names a black kid Alfonso?!!?
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    #127 Crown Royal, Aug 22, 2012
  8. Crown Royal

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    Are those Welsh? Names from Wales seem to take on that form (lots of Y's), like Gwennyvere or Llewellyn or Caerwyn or Catherine (Zeta) Jones.
     
    #128 Crown Royal, Aug 22, 2012
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    A woman in the office just became a grandmother. Her grandson's name: Houston. I guess the upside to that is, when the kid fucks up, his parents can say, "Houston, we have a problem."

    Are they going to name their next child Gun Barrel City?
     
    #129 lust4life, Aug 23, 2012
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    You want to hear some fucked up names, go to court.

    Nothing beats the judge calling out a name and you see stifle a laugh. That name was... Whiskey Pierre. Very Haitian. Bonus points: He was 20 minutes late.
     
    #130 CharlesJohnson, Aug 23, 2012
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    An old high school acquaintance of mine named her kid "Espen".


    I'm guessing he's allergic to everything and wears suspenders to preschool.
     
    #131 scotchcrotch, Aug 24, 2012
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    I know a guy who has a son with the middle name ESPN. Because he's a sports fan. I like sports as much as the next guy, but come on.

    I guess I'll name my first born Horsepower Glock.
     
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    Looking at some of the other names on that list...

    Who names their kid Jevon?
     
    #134 Omegaham, Aug 25, 2012
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    Jevon Kearse is insulted:
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    Snooki had a kid. Granted, she's Long Island trash, BUT she is actually... Italian. She named her retard Lorenzo Dominic.

    Think about that one, Latrell Mykael Jayden Dylan Tyler. THIS:

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    named their child better than you. It's bad and you should feel bad.
     
    #136 CharlesJohnson, Aug 27, 2012
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    #137 rbz90, Aug 27, 2012
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    Not so fast, she's Chilean who was adopted by Italians. If I was adopted by a black family, people would still look at me like I was a moron if I named my child Marshawn or Delonte.
     
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    Fuck all of you. My niece named Precious Unique wins. I throw this out there every time one of these threads appears.
     
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    That's the second person that has brought that to my attention. Why do you know so much about these fucking people?

    It's still a normal name given the culture she, and her guido husband, was raised in. It's also not fucking stupid.

    (The husband is a dago, right, and not some mutant Mexican Canadian raised in Hell's Kitchen by a Sicilian and an Eskimo?)
     
    #140 CharlesJohnson, Aug 27, 2012
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