I forgot to mention last week: I showed up for day 2 of my turtle sitting. I didn't see the turtle in the terrarium. I thought 'Holy fuck, did I seriously lose a fucking turtle?' Thankfully, he was resting under a hollowed out log, which I didn't know initially was hollowed out. How fucking sad would that have been?
I remember the good old days when Nett would rain down the ban hammer and keep the peace around here. *nostalgic sigh* I didn't get a wink of goddamned sleep last night. Le boyfriend went out after our date night and got all sloppy at the local pub, and then proceeded to snore like a fucking chainsaw all night. I "woke up" at 6 to give him a shove, hoping he'd give me a minute's respite, only to see him sleep-stroking his dick. Amazing.
Wait, do you think my first name is actually "Nom"? Game time! One of these is a puppy cuddling an uninterested cat. One of these is a cat cuddling an uninterested dog. Choose wisely (both): Spoiler Spoiler
According to Natiional Geographic, gingers have maybe 100 years left on this planet. Get 'em while they're hot.
Let me explain why we give you shit, in a more succinct way: I'm bored. You bore me. You're boring. You're not the least bit entertaining. Your music videos are bad and you should feel bad.
Noooo, but i have wondered if there was any significance in dropping the a. Gingers going extinct? I wonder if the animal rights activist will open up their hearts and start a program for saving them.
With the advances in genetic engineering, I doubt we'll go extinct. Maybe ginger boys. I feel like attractive ginger boys are like unicorns. If unicorns actually existed.
I just cured hiccups with a teaspoon of vinegar. I didn't realize that was a thing. I don't know whether to be happy I found something that seems to be effective, or pissed at all the fucking times I did stupid shit like holding my breath for the last 29 years.
Riiiiiiight. You know as well as I do there's no such thing as black Jewish people! Let me guess, next thing you're gonna tell me is there's such a thing as gay black men who play basketball?
I was thinking it sounded strange, also. A black, Jewish, philosophizing frequently naked on the internet cunnilinguist. That's hard to stop.
Fuck am I glad I don't look like that. I think I'm living in the wrong country to have my hair colour appreciated properly.
Anyone who might wind up on a boat with girls this summer would be better to have this song in their repertoire. [rnsfw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NWcqLjVxK_k#![/rnsfw]
<a class="postlink" href="http://imgur.com/a/SSP2a#23" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://imgur.com/a/SSP2a#23</a> Damned if you can't find something to appreciate there. Also, I went to a "pebble beach" yesterday. As in a beach that looks like this: Spoiler Spoilered for size. Anyone know why there is no fucking sand on this beach? It was a cool trip, don't get me wrong, but I had never seen a beach with essentially river stones and no sand.
How big were the waves? Usually, sand is what's left of stone after the ocean and time get done with it.
I think you people are just hating on Nitwit because Ballsack isn't here to kick around. In other news, Li'l Bandit and I have started a new father/son project: We're digging out a pond in the backyard, and once it's finished, we're going to put in some bass and catfish! It's going to be awesome. We've dug out a hole about 2' deep x6'x10' so far, and we're going to go a foot deeper and extend the sides. Now here's a sexy woman by a pond: NSFW