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Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 3, 2013.

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  1. toddamus

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    This board needs a whipping boy, we always find someone. Ballsack, Kim, that poser guy, etc etc.

    How do you tell your sister the reason you constantly avoid hanging out with her is because her husband is an annoying twit? She invites me to hang out with them every weekend, and every weekend I blow them off. I like my sister, if it was just her it wouldn't be an issue. However her husband annoys me to no end. For Christ sake the guy has only been hungover once in his life and drinking in front of him is incredibly uncomfortable because you know he's judging you. If you aren't drinking around him its still uncomfortable because he's so judgmental about everything and makes little cunty remarks And for the love of God do not eat fast food in front of him because he'll just give you the sigh, the look, and tell you how bad it is for you. Gah.
     
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    Thanks, Bandit. There's some 'Lord of the Flies' bullshit going on in here that I can't even begin to understand.

    Some red hairy bush for you......just for you.

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    What's to understand? Kill the pig, cut her throat, spill her blood.

    Pretty simple really. Don't let anyone break your glasses. And stay away from the cliff.
     
  4. Nitwit

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    The best one line movie review I ever heard was from the old board and about the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy.

    It went, "Midget returns stolen property."

    Black Jesus?

    I think you can do better with 'Lord of the Flies'.
     
  5. Crown Royal

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    Here I am missing out on a full weekend of fireworks on here and it isn't even May Two-Four yet.
     
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    Anyone here who speaks out or has a different style of posting eventually gets run out. Soon, everyone here will be all the same. #Utopia
     
  7. toddamus

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    Who likes people with divergent viewpoints? I know I don't, j/k, of course. Kim was different, he was my whipping boy, but everyone has their different tastes.
     
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    Who the fuck is Kim?
     
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    That would be Kimaster; the movie guy.
     
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    I don't think that word means what you think it means.
     
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    For him, everyone agreeing with him IS his utopia.
     
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    Oh, c'mon now.....

    .......and now that you're done sanitizing the rest of the board of those out spokens, you've moved into 'The Drunk Thread' to clean that place up, too.?
     
  13. Crown Royal

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    Huh?

    There is a difference between being outspoken and being a creepy weirdo. I don't know who exactly was run out of here for not bending to the norm.
     
  14. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I went to Babeland today, and I've decided I'm going to work in a classy sex shop because the girls I was talking to in there were the coolest. I don't think it's that much different than my current job, only I'd get to talk about all the best parts of sex all day instead of all the worst parts.
     
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    Ugh. False advertising. I once ate untrimmed ginger bush. She complained because I couldn't tell when she came and kept going, even though it still felt good. Bitch.

    Also! I think I've discovered what was wrong with my motorcycle. An afternoon of buying tools and poking with a multimeter and hopefully my new starter relay will arrive within the week. And I helped a friend build a deck yesterday. What a fun weekend.
     
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    The upside with not being able to use my R hand is that my kickass bf has been cooking and cleaning for me. The downside is that it takes about twice as long to eat and, believe it or not, splints get in the way of sex. Womp.
     
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    4 day work weekend at base is over...fuckin aye it's good to be home and doing nothing. Welp, time to masturabate

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    GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I just spilled literally about a gallon of water on my counter and into the open junk drawer. All my checks, stamps, cardboard containers with ziplocs, and batteries are soaked. Mother of god. fuckkkkkk fuck fuck fuck.
     
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    I think I'm just writing this day off. I'm not even fucking making dinner, I'll just eat some bacon.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    So you're saying that bacon isn't worthy enough to count as dinner?

    Here we all thought you loved bacon. Guess we know the truth now.
     
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