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Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 3, 2013.

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  1. bewildered

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    I'm on a diet and I usually only have it for breakfast. Today I am having bacon and wine for dinner.
     
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    last week i made brunch food, ate a breakfast sandwich, ate it and then cleaned my apartment while my gf went to work, with the leftover plate of bacon on the cofee table. After multiple loads of laundry, and cleaning the bathroom, i realized i had been "snacking" on the rest of the bacon, and had basically eaten the entire package. and was still hungry. it was a 4000 calorie day, i guess....
     
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    I cook mine down quite a lot so depending on how you cook yours, you're cutting down on a lot of the calories that the label says it contains. I always end up with a half an inch of grease when I'm finished. Who knows, maybe it was only a 3500 calorie day!
     
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    I went with my girlfriend to buy some lingerie here. The clerk takes one look at her C-cups (the worst part of her losing weight is that it gets lost THERE) and starts shaking her head. In broken English, she goes, "no no no, all a-cup, no d cup. All A's. Straight A cup, no larger." The entire lingerie store didn't have a b-cup. At all. Neither did two other underwear stores.

    And my balls wept for this country. Jesus.
     
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    I feel your pain brother, not only do these girls lack endowment up top but most of them just have no ass to make up for it either. Maybe it's because they are all so skinny. It's a good thing a lot of them are extremely pretty otherwise I would really, really hate this place. Although there is this new Korean bartender in my neck of the woods who just got back from studying in America where she somehow got herself some fake titties, and now she rarely ever wears bras because she says she can't find any that will fit her. I'm okay with this.
     
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    I really like The Date because he says we could put both my tits together and make one good one (I've gone from DD to C due to weight loss). Obviously mocking my boobage change since they're still pretty decent.
     
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    You know he's serious when he starts invoking Godwin's Law.


    I'm going outside on a beautiful spring morning to finally clean my car when a skunk family waddles out from under it. The first thought that popped into my head was, "Does the Mob use trained skunks to cut brake lines?"
     
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    I had forgotten ChuChu Rocket! completely, but that game was an absolute blast, and this video pretty much shows what the games eventually devolved into. Drunken ChuChu Rocket! can lead to terrible decisions. I actually looked for Dreamcasts on Amazon.
     
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    Attention citizens of America's Hat. I'm travelling to your country at the end of this month. I'm going to Moncton. Tell me all the things about it. My brother is getting married there. It is my first international trip. I have a layover in Toronto, but not like I get to explore the city.
     
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    I have four female clerks working and one female forklift operator working for me at the moment. My operator just told me, "With all that pussy you got back there, I could use a bib."

    I should probably be upset at that, but I can't manage to muster up any outrage around my laughter.
     
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    I mean, you also knew what you were getting into when you hired this guy:

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    Dear citizen of Canada's Shorts: Ignore previous posters in this thread and have a Cesear with Clamato. Use them to wrap up a day that began with a double double from Tim Horton's. That's really all you need to know.

    Oh, and we say things like 'please', 'thank you', and 'you're welcome' here. To total strangers.
     
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    Is this "Tim Horton's" place in Moncton?

    OH SHIT NOM'S AVATAR IS NOW HIMSELF!
     
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    I thought Tim Hortons was like Starbucks and everywhere.

    And, you mean that bloody lip thing wasn't Nom? What next? His name isn't actually Nom?
     
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    My first name is actually Nitwit. It's a family name.
     
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    We do not fuck around with Timmy's
     

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    And here I was thinking it was Tyrone Biggums...

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    Was that a crack at my expense?
     
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    I think he was making fun of your stache.
     
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    Chellie, wow. Looks like I can throw a stick without hitting a Tim Horton's. Okay then.

    I can't tell if this is A) Racist B) Hilarious or C) Both.

    I'm going to go with B.
     
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