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Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 3, 2013.

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    I want to tell a gate guard I see periodically that he looks like Tiger Woods (because he does, looks EXACTLY like him) but I'm thinking he's going to think I'm a dumb whitey who thinks all black guys look the same.
     
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    Why does your picture look like someone just kicked your puppy?
     
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    I know, it's weird, but that's the face I make whenever I get a handjob.
     
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    So, it's like the South with a silly accent?
     
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    I would be happy with one women at my work place. There are a few on site, but on the maintaince side(which is where i am working) there is ZERO females. But today luckily there is a hot little blonde(dyed) in tight black jeans with a little whale tale show when she bends over, painting the new offices that are being built. It is nice to a have little beauty in the place, rather then just a bunch of dudes.
     
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    You get handjobs for letting people kick your puppy?!?
     
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    So it's like the South?
     
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    FTFY
     
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    Apparently a producer from the Man v. Wild show got bit by a snake, which the poison then ate away a portion of his foot. Bear Grylis was nice enough to post a picture:
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    Enjoy.
     
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    Re: Re: Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo

    Fuck, wonder what workman's comp pays out for that.
     
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    Apparently he got bit by a Fer-de-Lance which from my understanding is a rather infamous snake in central/south America.
    The picture is insane, the bones sticking out like that are almost unbelievable. Hopefully he doesn't end up losing his foot.
     
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    Re: Re: Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo

    He didn't, had to get grafts (obiviously), he also said he didn't notice that his foot had started to rot until about 5 days after the bite.
     
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    I guess it was more of a dry bite then. I imagine if the snake really gave him all it had the effects would've been noticed much sooner.
     
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    My wife has never seen "The Hunt for Red October."

    Part of me just died inside.
     
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    Fuck poisonous snakes. Poisonous snakes are cunts. They eat the exact same things that their non-poisonous brethren do, but they have to be dicks about it too. "Oh look at me, I'm a deadly snake, I totally need these insane amounts of ridiculously vile toxins to take out the mice and other small rodents I eat". Ironically, all the ones that eat big shit aren't actually poisonous. Poisonous snakes are the uzi-wielding gangbanger of the animal kingdom.

    WHY??

    Because snakes are assholes.
     
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