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Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 3, 2013.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    I went through almost $12,000 worth of drugs in 8 hours today.

    It's even more boring than you think it is.
     
    #261 ghettoastronaut, May 6, 2013
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    You kind of sound like Louis CK doing an impression of Crown Royal.
     
    #263 JoeCanada, May 7, 2013
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    What if I told you that he IS Louis CK?
     
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    Yes, this is all a skewed perception experiment where I post anonymously to see if people will still laugh at my jokes not knowing that I am, in fact, Louis CK. I'm trying to escape my own brand.
     
    #265 T0m88, May 7, 2013
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    So this is why the hipsters still love you, even though you're totally mainstream now.
     
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    I am not sure if I am bad at jokes or you guys are. Probably all of us.

    Also Nom, what's with the Jon Snow face? You're rocking some weepy, distance-peering eyes. Next thing we know you'll be banging gingers with weird accents and saying banal things about loyalty. And doing impressive things with your tongue, which I've gathered is your modus operandi anyway.
     
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    Anyone else still listen to the radio? I haven't in years but my girlfriend still does. I think I finally realized why my dad is stuck in the late 70s musically. He found what he liked and didn't move on. I find myself listening to 90s grunge and rarely anything else.
     
    #268 Juice, May 7, 2013
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    I found an all '80s station a week or so ago and have been listening to that on the way to and from work. It's like re-living high school, which wasn't much fun the first time, so I'm not sure why I'm doing it.
     
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    Because you had hope then that the future would be bright.

    Now you know better.
     
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  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Man, this is my regular resting face. No wonder strangers used to stop me on the train to ask why I was sad.
     
    #271 Nom Chompsky, May 7, 2013
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    God. Radio sucks so bad. I have discovered an all comedy station though, I listen to it at work and it preserves what little sanity I have.

    Listening to the radio is like listening to every video Nitwit posts in the drunk thread, repetitive and low quality. Suicide inducing.
     
    #272 PIMPTRESS, May 7, 2013
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    Just want to touch your hair.
     
    #273 Kubla Kahn, May 7, 2013
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    People actually give a fuck as to why strangers are sad?
     
    #274 Juice, May 7, 2013
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    This only happened when I was younger. Although now unless I'm actively laughing some of my friends don't think I'm having fun, so maybe I do have a Jon Snow face.

    And thus marks the first time my face has ever non-ironically been compared to snow.
     
    #275 Nom Chompsky, May 7, 2013
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    Don't sweat it - nobody called 'wildered out for saying Tiger Woods is Black.
     
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    Grab his phone and take some nice close ups of yourself making the Batwing, the Goat, the Brain, etc, Waiting style. Assign pictures as random contact pics so he gets random pleasant surprises when people call. Assign the worst one to mom.

    ETA: And make Grandma the Blue Waffle.
     
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  18. Nom Chompsky

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    Some chick in her mid-20s just wandered up to my office door. When I opened it, she asked "Is this the restaurant?"

    My office does not look like a restaurant.
     
    #278 Nom Chompsky, May 7, 2013
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    And did you ever come up with a better response than "This is just what my face looks like"? Because I haven't.
     
    #279 audreymonroe, May 7, 2013
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    "I'm still mad they didn't give me pancakes."
     
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