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Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 3, 2013.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    While eating outside at lunch today, a coworker said I looked "emo" so maybe there's something to this after all.
     
    #281 Nom Chompsky, May 7, 2013
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    And you didn't immediately reply with "Yes, and today's special is footlong blood sausage"?

    Man, real life is nothing like what porn has led me to believe...
     
    #282 jdoogie, May 7, 2013
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    At least you garner some pity. "Oh, did your grandma die? You look so sad!" I think I just scare people off. My deep in thought and not paying attention default face is angry looking, so I'm told. I also walk very purposefully (aggressively?) so it looks like I'm a lightning bolt looking to land somewhere.
     
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    Or alternatively, today's special is cockmeat sandwich with our very own special sauce.
     
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  5. Nom Chompsky

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    I was going to ask where the heck you worked that your coworkers wouldn't balk at that, then I remembered.
     
    #285 Nom Chompsky, May 7, 2013
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    Chompsky, can you please change your avatar? It's creeping me out.

    In other news, I'm going to take the final exam for my air-brakes class. I'm ready to kick some ass.
     
    #286 dixiebandit69, May 7, 2013
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    He doesn't like to see black people on the internet either...
     
    #287 Parker, May 7, 2013
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    Meaning you also dislike it? Damn Bill, LA has changed you.
     
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    There, thats better.
     
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    omg i look so happy i love it! you are a photoshop wizard.

    <3
     
    #290 Nom Chompsky, May 7, 2013
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    Jesus, I need some eye bleach:
     

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    Juice, that is creepy as fuck. That pic is staring at me and judging my internet use. And I swear the googly eyes are following me from across the room.
     
    #292 Chellie, May 7, 2013
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    Attention filthy booze hounds, I need your help!

    I'm going to a bachelor this party this weekend and want to bring some sort of classy bottle of liquor. As a beer drinker, and not even a picky one at that, I know nothing about this sort of thing. What should I get? I'm looking to spend $100-150. Any suggestions?
     
    #293 JoeCanada, May 7, 2013
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    150 bottles of beer.
     
    #294 bewildered, May 7, 2013
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    Doesn't like black folk? You can take the boy out of Boston, but you can't take Boston out of the boy.
     
    #295 MoreCowbell, May 7, 2013
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    150 beers for $150... wouldn't that be nice. God bless America.
     
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    Sorry I wanted to bring a little levity to Noms hipsterdom. Sorry Im not sorry. Be careful Chellie, I just might turn you into a jack-in-the-box and wish you into the cornfield.
     
    #297 Juice, May 7, 2013
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    Whoa, now. Unlike Nom's, Chellie's avatar is just fine.
     
    #298 Rush-O-Matic, May 7, 2013
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    I was making the joke that dixie doesn't like black people in real life, but now he has to see them on the internet, which he also dislikes. Man...you guys are slow.
     
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    Right, they are the slow ones in this exchange.
     
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