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Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 3, 2013.

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  1. Noland

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    Amateurs. Call up your local Church of Scientology and tell them you are gay or an alcoholic or a gay alcoholic or something and tell them you are really very interested, but your family thinks they are a bunch of lunatics, but you think they have a real message and...well, you get the point.

    Make an appointment for whatever the hell it is those people do on their first meeting. Leave his phone number and address.

    Now he has a lifetime of harassment from some seriously dedicated crazy people.
     
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    Last I heard, it was "nearly" $1 million, so much less than average. I wonder how that money is classified? I mean, is this like short-term capital gains that are going to get taxed at 40%? Employee wages, where she's in the $800k/year tax bracket? 'cause that is going to make her new payday disappear long before the video fades.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    She will continue to do porn, because that is all she has now. Just read her quote:

    ...what is SO HARD about saying "I want a lot of money and I don't want to work at all for it"? You're a lazy good-for-nothing. Stop sugar-coating your actions and embrace it, slut.

    Aside from being a complete moron, she's only 21???? She looks probably 35 and real "top grade" plastic surgery too, nice bolt-ons.
     
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    Yea she looks awful. I know she wanted that plastic surgery to get rid of that beak, but how many 21 year old chicks actually need boob jobs? I think they'd be hard pressed to find a guy their age that demanded it.

    Boob jobs are such a turn off.
     
  5. Crown Royal

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    Plastic surgery has become as trendy and impulsive as tattoos nowadays. It's sick. It hardly ever pays off and usually makes things ten times worse. Just look at Rachel Weisz or Mary-Louise Parker and ask them how never having work done has made them hideous.
     
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    When you fuck the biggest male pornstar in all of porn and have someone film it you are not celebrating your awesome body. You're doing porn. Break into the business in whatever manner assuages your conscience, but just man up and admit you're lifelong ambition is to do porn.
     
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    I weep for her daughter. Its a weird trend that Ive noticed, and it maybe its always been there and I just didnt have any empirical evidence, but sometimes when women have kids way too young (16 or 17), they* hit a phase around 21 where they want to be a 21 year old and neglect their kid more than usual. The Girl has cousins on both sides that had babies in their teens and their both going through the same phase now. Constantly relying on family members to take care of the kids while they go out and drink, get some strange, and be incredibly immature for a parent of a toddler or little kid.

    *Before I get my head bitten off, this is definitely not a reflection of all women when they have kids young, just a trend Ive seen personally.
     
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    Problem with Kentucky is that the entire state has no redeeming qualities. It combines the worst of the Northeast, South, and Mid West with none of the good.

    Scientology is the best prank ever. Noland is right, you just call up after hours and leave a voice mail with some issue and leave someone else's name and number. They called my buddy for a good 2 months. If you make your call convincing enough, they will think your buddy is lying when they call them back.
     
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    I think that would be anyone who gave away their "fun years." It just so happens in 99% of pregnancies that young its not going to last between the parents and the woman is going to end up with the kid. So it looks like teen women can't deal with being parents so they go act like drunken sluts. When in reality very few people that age can deal with that kind of pressure and it would be really hard to look at the fun most of your age bracket is having and not want to partake as well.

    Hell I'm damn near 30 and it still sucks being at home with the kids when my friends are all at the bar.
     
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    No, it's definitely a thing, and you can usually identify it from a long way off. They were a roommate's wheelhouse while mine was recently divorced soccer moms. It made for some hilarious conversations when you had a 21 year old and a 35 year old taking jello shots together and they had kids that were the same age.
     
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    If her dad had any business sense he probably demanded some sort of percentage off of sales. The video broke celeb porn tape records in its first day. Lets just say it's a million seller at 20 bucks and they get 3% that's another half million or so. That's probably conservative on percent and sales amount. She could clear another 2 million. If she feature danced that could be another 200-300 k in a year conservatively.
     
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    The boobie thread has been awesome lately. Some of you TiBettes get all of the green dots.
     
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    She started her break out porn with anal, according to that little clip on Gawker. From the look of that sad, half inside-out sphincter, I'm guessing that she celebrated getting her license by turning that little one way street into a playground.

    Or maybe that's just where she warmed the baby bottle.
     
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    I think you forgot about bourbon.

    I've spent a lot of time in Kentucky, and central KY between Lexington and Bowling Green is one of my favorite areas to drive through. I would have moved there a long time ago if it weren't for the people who already live there.
     
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    Wait, so his personal drive only had his resume and a scanned paycheck on it and not a bunch of porn?

    He's giving us IT guys a bad rep.
     
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    When I was touring, my band's van broke down around Princeton, KY. Trying to get directions from locals was a nightmare, since we were right next to both Interstate 65 and the Central KY Expressway. It turns out "expressway" and "interstate" mean the same thing to them. It was like playing "Who's on First" with the Kentucky DOT.

    I always kinda wanted to stop at Dinosaur World, though.
     
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    Indeed I did. Apologies Blue Grass State.
     
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    As far as it would be hard to watch your friends party while you're stuck with your kid, it excuses nothing.

    It's called "lie in the bed that you make". It's not like teen parents were dealt a shitty card, they dealt themselves that card by not taking the overwhelmingly simple steps that prevent pregnancy. Conception is not immaculate and you're not immune to being pregnant just because you're in love.

    Ditching your kid over fun no matter your age makes you a loser.
     
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    Shirking your parental duties is one thing, trying to mitigate your stress levels living in a very unideal situation at that age is another. Two of my friends, who are sisters, both had kids at 19-20 years old with terrible terrible dudes. They seem to have a pretty good balance of mothering and trying to live their young adult lives at normal as possible. Normal being the extended adolescence and college partying life style. I think both of these have lead to the decline in teenage pregnancy rates. Girl's putting off having kids to have fun and explore more.
     
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    I used to live in Lexington when I was a teenager and I can honestly say that Kentucky is a very beautiful place to live with lots to do if you like outdoors things...but its only fun when you are young and living at home with your parents. I went back to visit a friend and go to a wedding a several years ago and I thought I was going to kill myself out of boredom.

    There is no real downtown. No good restaurants. An over abundance of bible thumpers. And an unheard of amount of pride in high school football.

    However, UK girls are very hot and if you are into horseback riding, it's definitely the place to be.
     
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