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Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, May 3, 2013.

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  1. Parker

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    By the way, the gif was posted awhile ago in a WDT. Its the thick/curvy girl in her bedroom, on her phone. She walks up to the camera, then walks away from it, to do something else. Its the same girl. Pretty nuts.

    Also, I saw this on on Urban Dictionary and I need to just toss this out there to share.<a class="postlink" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=foaming%20seabiscuit&defid=2122597" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... id=2122597</a>
     
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    Any stab over 30 is not self defense, that is my Mason Dixon.
     
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    I'd like to hear more about her sex life, though.


    Apparently her ass is tender.
     
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    That reminds me of a recent local story: Omar Guerrero, former county clerk, was busted for cocaine distibution, and given a 1.05 million dollar bond. Someone posted it (That's at least $105,000, probably more), AND HE RAN AGAIN (just like I knew he would).

    Read it here:
    http://www.themonitor.com/news/local/article_b8c9588c-b806-11e2-be90-0019bb30f31a.html

    Also, here's this:
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    And this:
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    Yeah, and you people who are against pubic depilation say that it's use who are perverts who want our women to look prepubescent.
     
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    I'm fairly certain that, if the Leafs win a playoff game at home tonight, spontaneous handjobs will break out in Maple Leaf Square.
     
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    That sound you're hearing is ghettoastronaut slathering his palms in anticipatory K-Y jelly.
     
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    Whatever, I live in Ottawa now. I discovered the Sens won last night when I stuck my head out the window of my apartment.

    I'm also not one for handjobs.
     
  9. Angel_1756

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    At least the Sens and Habs game is fucking physical. This Leaf game has just gotten sad in the last ten minutes.

    What isn't sad, though, is the cleaning lady I just hired. Probably one of the perkiest people I've ever met. Let's see how perky she is when she's scrubbing my range hood.
     
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    Ah, fuck, there goes my chance at a handjob.
     
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    Phanuef is such an overrated player, how is he captain of the Leafs? Great pinch btw, really great play. Thank God I'm not a leafs fan.
     
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    Not a bad game overall. Sad they lost, but did anyone really expect them to win this series? I don't even think they thought they'd get to the second round.

    I wonder how gnarly Fraser's face looks now, though. That was a fast fucking puck.
     
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    I've never heard someone call a vagina a "Quim" before? Explanation?
     
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    And it gave us this, which is simply glorious.
     
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    Am I the only one here who has an aversion to nurses? Every single one I've gone out with has been bat shit insane, and I'm working with a sample size of...a whole fucking bunch.

    Today, I encountered a very cute nurse who is approximately 10-15 years younger then me. My cousin was with me and he noticed that "She was totally checking you out." Yeah, I kinda noticed the same thing.

    I think nurses realize that I'm a special kind of fucked up and like attracts like. Except that nurses and their malfunctioning neurons aren't quite in synch with mine. Those girls are not quite right. None of them.

    If she'd chosen any occupation other then nurse I would've been all over it, but no. Just no.
     
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    Nurses are interesting, its hard to pigeon hole them so I won't. All I can say is after my brother being in the hospital so much I definitely have a thing for them and have had some fun with a few. Btw apparently dating a nurse who is treating your brother is considered unethical and can get her fired.

    In their defense, for them having their own quirks, nursing is a very tough gig, especially in the hospital. Doctors see patients very rarely, and nurses are the lifeblood of the hospital. They do almost all the grunt work and maybe worse have to deal with the families. Not only do they have to perform various medical procedures successfully, manage patient comfort, act professionally they need to play almost a therapist like roles with the families. Families are scared, anxious animals, they can be the hardest part to deal with I'm sure.
     
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    Nurses have to be this weird combination of sympathetic and apathetic. Plus, with shrinking profit margins and additions of new medical standards, they get worked like absolute dogs. Anyone who stays in that profession has to have either mental toughness, or something a little off.

    A friend of mine is an ER nurse. I have heard her use the phrases "miles of labia" and "oozing, maggot infested tumors in her breasts." Any job that may involve either of those is not one I want to be involved in.
     
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    Anyone have a link to the original one you're referring to?
     
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    I found a thong in the street just under my car this morning. Apparently, somebody had more fun than I did last night.
     
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    Yeah, they started out with empathy and sympathy. See: vicarious traumatization and compassion fatigue.
     
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