Well, there's a lot wrong with you, but watching Caddyshack isn't one of them. You can't watch it too many times, just like The Big Lebowski, Young Frankenstein, Clerks, etc.
Re: Re: Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo That third picture made my dick move. More than a bit.
Re: Re: Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo Oh, that was the shock wave from when she sat down. Felt it over here too.
Re: Re: Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo Seriously dude, that chick has bigger legs than me.
You guys are just misogynists who can't appreciate what a real woman looks like. That woman is at a healthy weight and is beautiful!
Re: Re: Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo She probably does. I like girls with big hips and thighs. While you're bringing up the subject, apparently this is a real concern for women/girls: Thigh Gap. Girls these days are starving themselves to have a gap between their thighs when they are standing up. And to think that when I was in middle school, guys used to say that you could tell a girl wasn't a virgin if she had a thigh gap. (What about slutty fat girls?) Total bullshit, I say. Now here's a girl who does't have a thigh gap: NSFW
There's an entire Chive photo-set theme built on Gap (not to mention t-shirts). Pretty sure the logo is from the UK underground.
Today, I was walking down the street when a little Daschund puppy jumped up my dress and nipped me on my booty. It was the most adorable sexual harassment I've ever encountered.
Re: Re: Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo Yeah, thigh gap is an issue. Gather 'round, Idiots, and let me tell you a story. Way back in the days of the TMMB I made the mistake of posting an actual picture of myself for my avatar. At the time, I was 5'6" tall and weighed in at a 139 pounds. I was a size 8, and I was feeling pretty damn good about myself, as I'd had a baby 4 months prior and had just lost 17 lbs of baby weight. Then I found that little button, 'user control panel'. And then I cried. 'But Chellie', you say, 'crying over rep messages from internet retards is dumb'. And ordinarily, you'd be correct. But when a girl within a perfectly healthy BMI reads pages and pages of messages like 'you're fat, go kill yourself' and sees rep in the negative hundreds reflecting such messages, it's somewhat upsetting. Now, in the last 10 years I've gained some self confidence, and 2 kids and an additional 15 lbs later, I could not give less of a fuck. But you can see how such constant negative reinforcement is massively shitty. Stuff like that is why girls who already have emotional problems develop eating disorders. Sorry to have gotten all serious on the drunk thread, I will now go back to my beer.
Honestly, when the guys are bullshitting on here you have to expect a bit of hyperbole and accept it as nothing more than guys trying to have fun. They aren't having fun by belittling the photo, they're having fun by just saying absurd things that are obviously not likely true. Yes its stupid, yes its offensive, yes its not right and yes its sad. I'd say that everyone who posted about that comment was not serious in the least, they were just being guys. I know I'll get crushed for that. There's a reason most girls hate going out with their man and hanging out his guy friends. Guys like to bullshit and be vulgar. Most all the time its not serious, but if you don't know any better it comes off like they are when they aren't.
Re: Re: Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo So is that why your avatar is now of a woman holding a beer in her thigh gap? Compensation issues much? For me, it isn't so much the attractiveness or unattractiveness of thigh gap or whatever, so much as it is cellulite/if the woman's legs are toned or not. I'm an ass man, and I'm a sucker for long legs. Personal taste for me, but everyone's tastes are different. Exception being after a woman gets pregnant. To a large extent, in my opinion, she can't control what happens to her body during/after that period. Example: my wife is stunning now, but in no way do I expect her figure to be the same after she pushes out a kid or to. Realistically, that's just not gonna happen, unless she absolutely murders herself in the gym trying to get her "old figure" back. But unless I murder myself in the gym at the same rate, in my opinion, can't really criticize. (This also serves as my opinion regarding Chellie's experience on the RMMB.)
I mean, the TMMB was a whole different monster, particularly when reps were secret. But by in large "guy talk," which is probably 98% of what goes on here is hyperbole and exaggeration to have fun.
So....this is kind of batshit insane.... <a class="postlink" href="http://www.dontpaniconline.com/magazine/radar/mustang-wanted" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dontpaniconline.com/magazine ... ang-wanted</a>
**edit** wait, someone posted above me and said: "Well Ukrainians have nothing to live for." Now I'm not seeing it. This post was in response to that post. Yeah I mean just look at the buildings below him. Either he falls (onto the middle of downtown Detroit) and dies, or he becomes massively famous. Guess you can't really lose with either option.
Yeah when he went one arm and crossed his free arm under his legs I cringed a bit just watching it. Is it really that dreadfully boring in these countries that this is what you resort to? Those arab kids hanging off of Mercedes doing 120 were crazy too.
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, I think its obvious what side of the line those guys are on.
The first one made me dry heave when one of his feet kind of hovered in the air for a few seconds. That said, that guy has some impressive hand strength. I bet his dick whimpers when he beats it.