No JoeCanada. No eyes, no penis, and no sphincter. Anything from that TiBer thread is fine. Also, Nom, why did you choose Nom Chomsky as your username on The Idiot Board?
Do guys have "ticking clocks" the way women do? I ask because the guy I'm talking to is drunk, and rather than send me the typical nude or semi-nude drunk photos, he sent me one if him holding his niece. Is this a hint?
Why did you choose Nitwit as your handle? Was it what your over zealous, pseudo-Christian parents called you when they smacked you in the head hard enough to cause brain damage as a child? Because, you know, calling you a fucking retarded God damn idiot would of been a one way ticket to hell.
I chose Niwit because I liked it. I apologize for interrupting you while you were sucking Nom's cock, but please; carry on.
Yes, they do. An old friend of mine desperately wanted a family. He could barely keep a job, never cleaned his toilet, let his dog shit all over the house, but he wanted kids. Christ, thinking about it makes me want to rip into him until he cries. Again. I think the crappier a person's homelife is growing up, the more they want a family of their own for stability. Which is a fantastic reason to perpetuate the retard cycle of emotional distance/ immaturity. My first instinct reading about your boy there is that he is a needy, narcissistic putz. Or he may be the perfect man with perfect hair that babies love and young boys emulate because he's a fireman that performed CPR on a puppy. What the fuck do I know. I work retail. None of this has anything to do with what you asked. Where we again? Oh, right, men do have biological clocks.
Yes, yes it is. He may actually be a normal, healthy guy who is interested in knowing you as a person. Truthfully I'd be more concerned about the guys that send you dick pics then a Norman Rockwell type picture. Unless he's wearing a clown costume, then I'd run for the hills if I were you.
Taking a stab at this: Noam Chomsky as the linguist-philosopher. Chomp-sky and then nom-nom as in yum yum to pair up with the other pun.
Have another drink, toytoy. It might help if you get your quote's and my childhood abuse synced up nice and smooth. If music were still allowed, I'd even have the perfect ballad to play for you.
It was not. It was just a picture of him on the couch, holding his adorable baby niece in his lap. I assume it was from earlier in the day, since it was daylight in the photo. And he comes from a huge, close knit family, so I'm guessing he wants to continue that tradition. I think he's one of five, and most of them are married with kids. Y'all had better watch out though, because we're both redheads, so if we procreate, a ginger army will be upon you.
you miiiight want to reevaluate your suitors if as a whole their MO when they get a bit tipsy is SEND THAT GURL A DICK PIC IMMEDIATELY
Course his dick might have been out in the picture, just covered by his niece, which is a whole different problem.
Never was there a more apt case of nomen omen than you being called Nitwit. In case you were wondering, I'm going to break down why people are giving you shit. Follow closely, I'll try to keep it as clear and concise as possible. Ready? 1. We've been over this before, but I'll reiterate: Your posting habits. 99% of what you post are songs no one listens to that nobody cares about, which we've told you repeatedly we have no interest in listening to. The remaining 1% is composed of nonsensical rants like your "return to core values" one, or bizarre attempts at call-outs that usually fall flat on their face. 2. Your writing style: You appear to be going for "pithy" but what you're actually communicating is "learning disability". You try and make a point in two or three scant sentences and nobody has any fucking idea what you're on about. Example: Spoiler This country is in decay. There is no way that we can legislate our way out of it. Will we ever again return to quality core values and teaching them to our children? Watching the news and the FB news feed reminded me of this essay. <a class="postlink" href="http://jamesallen.wwwhubs.com/think.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://jamesallen.wwwhubs.com/think.htm</a> Is this good? Why isn't this taught in schools? Would it even help? 3. You've got an ego the size of a fucking planet (and for me to say that of all people, you know that means it's approaching critical mass). Quite aside from your complete incapacity to understand that the Drunk Threads are not "Nitwit's Little Playground and Obscure Music Platform Which Revolves Exclusively Around MEMEMEMEME!!!!", your profile picture appears to be of yourself flexing your back, and your signature is a quote... by yourself. 4. Your attitude stinks. Every time someone calls you out for doing something you've been repeatedly warned against NOT FUCKING DOING, you either call them out by a) implying they should fuck you, if they're a woman (see the above ego issue) or b) suggesting they're a homosexual, if they're a man (see Dr. Obvious's "How Not to Argue Like a 12-Year-Old on the Internet"). I anxiously await your response querying my inner motives for calling you out (you're fucking annoying) or implying I should smoke some pole since I secretly want to (I don't).