Good Friday in Australia is a holiday and its illegal for any pubs or anything like that to be open, but I have my stash of homebrew rum so happy days haha. Lets get drunk again.
Amaretto rocks + Miller High Life + Snack Food Tech. Life is good. Tomorrow I go to the lake, where I will return each weekend excepting my wedding/honeymoon and drink copious amounts of beer and further develop my skin cancer. My family is all grown, but we still hunt for easter eggs. Because there is money in the easter eggs. It gets physical. Several of us have scars to prove it. Last year I quite literally ran over my fiance trying to get to an egg. I'm awaiting the year I break a bone.
Shit, man, my brother gets Fridays off anyway, so he got today off too! And that lucky fucker bought a Harley on his day off! Must be nice. I'm drunk on whiskey now. Big hurt in the morning.
Has anybody else been watching Life on discovery? I may end up buying this series and Planet Earth, both in BluRay. Some of the coolest visuals I've ever seen. My jaw literally dropped open watching the sardine school move around predators. If only it wasn't narrated by fucking Oprah...
Drinking some Captain and coke. Tomorrow I have no classes but I have to work a full 8 hours. My sleep schedule has gone to fuck. I usually sleep 3-4 hours at night, staying up till about 4 or 5 then I will take a 3-6 hour nap during the day. Luckily my schedule at this time makes this possible. Today/Tomorrow however you look at it, is my birthday and it's going to suck. There is no one here I care to celebrate it with so I will most likely play mw2 and drink like any other Friday night. 25 Days till I move! That's what I'll do, go lose some money at the casino to celebrate.
Well that was a rather low key night but it was interesting night. Met a fellow Macedonian which was pretty sweet. Also, this girl better make up her mind whether or not she wants to fuck me or just wants the attention, it's rather getting on my nerves. Just PICK ONE AUGH
The home brew bacardi didn't come out as well as it should of but its my mates first try so back to the rum.
For health and superstitious purposes I didn't have a single drink in March. My goal was to eliminate booze, workout more, and not drink a drop until our team either won the league championship, or was eliminated from the playoffs. Sadly we didn't win the league, but we were eliminated from the league (Game Seven, Division Final) on Wednesday, and now it's go time. I'm going on a pub-crawl tonight for one of the girlfriend's best friends. It's a sports-themed party where everyone in attendance has to wear a jersey. Before I reveal my jersey of choice, I will add the fact that last night (instead of boozing) I made a home-made Stanley Cup out of a small garbage bin, a salad bowl, a shit-ton of tinfoil and loads of duct tape. The end result looks awesome and I'm going to be a huge hit at this pub-crawl because no doubt every is going to want to lift Lord Stanley's cup while drunk. At the end of the night, I'm going to give the cup to the birthday girl as my birthday present for her. Cheap, memorable, and a great way to score some points with the girlfriend's friend! I'm at work right now, but when I leave (in about four hours or so) I'm going to drink the five beers in my fridge, and then I'm going to start drinking bourbon. It could be a messy night! My jersey of choice: Steve Yzerman - 19
You ever notice how some people just want to pick fights? Ruins your whole day, just cause some small-penis douchebag wants to prove he's better than you? I hate when that happens.
Its funny because more often than not they are short people. I'm blind as, the homebrew was good and I need someone to do things for me cause I can't move dcc where are you.
It was my first time playing at the casino. I was actually up about 100 because I hit a straight flush. Yep, a straight flush. Gets better. I river the flush, got an Ace/10 spades in my hand, bets go around, ends up with 4 callers with 7, 8, 9 of spades on the table. Next card hits; not a spade. Bets go around, just me an another dude - it's pretty obviously we're both holding a flush. River comes; 6 of spades. He throws over his cards with his 5/king of spades. Boom, he's got a straight flush (5-9). I throw mine over and everyone is going "Oh, holy fuck! Straight flush! You've got nothing!" without even looking at my cards. Yep, I beat his Straight Flush with a higher Straight Flush. The casino we played at didn't do the bad beat thing, so I came out with a hundred bucks off that pot.
Well I'll be damned. Pepto Bismol really does turn your shit black. Why the hell do they colour it pink? Must be to freak people out.
Hungover. Bar was fun. Met a pretty girl. She was very nice. Bus ride home this morning was rough. Wanted to puke on the floor. Asian lady on the bus was trying to say Roy's, but it didn't come out so well. I laughed quietly to myself for awhile. Neighbor burned me out when I got home. Going to make an omelette as soon as I summon the energy.
Dear Today Before 4PM, I hate you. Full of seething, bubbling, smoldering, loathing, shegirl Dear Vodka, I heart you. Don't miss me too much. Not much longer until the Happy Hour bell rings. Hugs&smooches, shegirl
Started my day by going for a run with the dog. Got sidetracked when I stopped less than a mile away at a friends yard sale and began drinking then. That continued well in the afternoon. Now I'm completely sunburned on my right side but almost untouched on my left. I look ridiculous. And then I made some burgers and burned my forearm on a cast iron grill pan. Ouch. EDIT: Hahaha, I had taken my shoes off while drinking and just noticed that even the top of my right foot is bright red. Oh well, I don't look like Nosferatu anymore.