If I'm hunting with firearms, I'm going to be firing twin silver-plated .45's while doing a Superman dive through the air. The shit will get REAL, son.
Every once in a while, this place surprises me. I thought I was the only one with Russia hate, but apparently I'm not alone. Then again, I'm just a huge fan of any band with the name 'Pussy Riot' - maybe because I think if they met me, they might sleep with me. Out of pity, which I'm ok with. I just got a 1914 D penny. Only 2 left to go, 1909 S and 1909 VDB S and my collection is complete! I know, I know, contain yourselves.
Is... Is that a euphemism for "hot chick named Penny with a D cup"? Because if it isn't... and you're really this pumped about coins... Here's something I read that made me cringe. (Spoilered for size) Spoiler
Well, I'm out. I talk with my hands. I can't help it. And if I'm not talking with them, I am fiddling with something. Whether it's a pencil, paperclip, water bottle, something, anything, to keep my hands busy. I don't know why. Must move them. And you just ignore her VI. You go on with your nerd self. Hey edit because I started watching Archer based on so many of your recommendations. Enjoying it greatly.
Oh, don't worry. I'm sure somebody here had a Russisn cousin or lived there for six weeks and will use it as an excuse to blow their stack about every negative thing said about that cold, angry, insane and oppressed country.
If I remember right, you've been getting less sexy time than you'd like, this may have something to do with it. Actually, this may be the cause of consequence of it. Can't tell which.
The sort of cute one with the great DSLs has a video of herself getting banged out at a biology museum whilst extremely pregnant. I think if you played the hipster "I protest stuff" card with her you'd be in like Flynt.
Only three got arrested, wasnt it? There's eleven interchangeable members, they're more of a feminist protest group than punk band, though. Still, brave girls grabbing the bull by the horns the way they did. Given how Russian girls usually look (unearthly beautiful) they're eleven of the most unattractive females in The Motherland.
Bicep workouts. So fucking vain. You use the corner of your eye to check yourself out in the mirrors all the time, don't you? Bro.... You don't even KNOW, bro. Anytime I'm sliding into some hot Bethany, I'm talking straight hb9's giving me serious ioi's from across the dance floor it's because of these sweet guns, bro. Bicep curls. All. Goddamn. Day. You're probably in the squat rack doing them now.
Would you pay $375 for dinner at Applebee's just to be in Time's Square for New Years Eve? <a class="postlink" href="http://finance.yahoo.com/news/375-applebee-dinner-123630162.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://finance.yahoo.com/news/375-apple ... 30162.html</a>
I have a serious question that doesn't have anything to do with Russia or scam girl reality shows. How is it that we can put a man on the moon and Obamacare got passed, but all women can't have access to quality breast augmentation surgery that looks natural? And speaking of fantastic breasts, whoever mentioned the movie "Flight" - thank you. The opening scene with Nadine Velazquez is some 5 star nudity. NSFW Super Edit
Call me old fashioned, but if a women is going to whip out her fun parts, I'm not going to criticize. At all. I'll merely thank the powers that be for my good fortune.
The only schmucks willing to do that are the ones who commission tattoo artists to decorate their offices.
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you delete your post, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.