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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    That looks more like you guys when you get half an inch of snow. Pure panic. We know how to navigate the White Satan, thank you.

    It must be us though, because the cop isn't trying to "take out the tires".
     
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  2. toddamus

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    A friend of a friend changed her FB profile to a pic of her cat licking her cheek. Ladies, if you want to remain single, this is a good way to do it.
     
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  3. Crown Royal

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    My god. That is a man-deterrent like none other.
     
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    Yep, fortunately for her she is moderately attractive and not fat, so it shouldn't stop too many guys.
     
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  5. Crown Royal

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    When it comes to women and cats It starts with that. Soon it degrades into throwing them at yellow-skinned cartoon children.
     
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    Yet. She's not fat yet.

    Most dogs require a little effort in regards to exercise and maintenance.


    Cats require so much less effort. One of my friends in college had a couple she kept in the garage with a mixing bowl of cat food and a plastic pool filled with litter. She could leave for a month if she wanted.


    The smell was intolerable.
     
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    Why was that person your friend?
     
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    No clue, I try to avoid cat owners altogether. Im better than them.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    You guys will all be sorry when you're old and alone and I'm old and surrounded by a dozen cats THAT LOVE ME.
     
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    It's 2014 here in the sandbox. 2013 has been pretty meh, right up until these last couple months. But I've got the start of something great back home, excellent family and friends scattered all over the world, and wonderful prospects for the future. Peace and drunkenness to you all. Happy New Year
     
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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    You can have the cats, I'll have two Labs or Newfis to keep me company.

    I have a feeling this is what Audrey will look like in the future.

    [​IMG]
     
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    See I always thought that chicks because crazy cat ladies BECAUSE they're fat and/or ugly.

    Does anyone know of a hot chick that became a crazy cat lady? If so, Audrey, you may be on a more slippery slope than you thought.
     
    #2113 Frank, Dec 31, 2013
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    Yeah well the low maintenance really makes up for it it................................

    Ive never seen a "hot" girl become a cat lady. I have seen moderately attractive or cute girls that are insane eccentric weirdos become cat ladies.
     
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    My god, I never thought of that. We need to raise awareness...
     

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    On my drive up to Santa Cruz yesterday there were dead cats EVERYWHERE. It was like someone filled up a truck with dead cats, and tossed them on the road, like some deranged Johnny Appleseed.
     
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    Sounds like Bewildered must have blown through town before you got there, kuhjäger. Wasn't she the one trapping and killing feral cats?

    Happy new year, fuckers. Be safe tonight, don't drive wasted.
     
    #2118 Angel_1756, Dec 31, 2013
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    Thats true, Im not fat but I would't say Im attractive. Im well on my way to crazy cat lady. Granted I only have one right now, but.......
     
    #2119 Sicnevol, Dec 31, 2013
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    I am getting drunk on Floriditas. Ya'll catch up cause I'm gonna get WEIRD sooner than anticipated.
     
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