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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Flat_Rate

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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    That drink is almost the perfect drink for any occasion.

    Unrelated note, is this a decent bottle of bubbly for the wife and I tonight?

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    I was told that's around 50 a bottle which is where I'd like to keep it.
     
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    Suck my balls, Canadian, I just had my first Sazerac. Bulleit Rye is the absolute shit. It's the same price and size as Jack Daniels and 10x better. You folks that like brown stuff should get it.

    At the end of the night we're all going to touch wieners and it will be exactly like Highlander.

    Who cares when you drink it off a pair of titties?
     
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    I hope that invisible force air-lifts us and lightning shoots out our rod ends. Epic ness of epic proportions.

    I would also relish the chance to party with Clancy Brown. He rules.
     
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    #2124 CharlesJohnson, Dec 31, 2013
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    I can't believe that man makes 100k for speaking engagements. I want to put a bomb on his car.
     
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    He's such a fucking hack who makes dressed up sports bar food. And then goes around and eats delicious looking food that is far beyond his skill level. And all these real chefs try to impress him as if he is the beacon of culinary legitimacy.
     
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    A shitload of fireworks and a bottle of absinthe (with wormwood) purchased from a shady indian-run liquor store. What could possibly go wrong?
     
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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    Yes, if you want a bottle of actual Champagne (from France) for a decent price, that is the way to go. Sure there are lots of good ones, but for a ubiquitous brand, Yellow Widow really hits the spot.
     
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    Proof that literally anybody can make it. He's a hack. And a fuckhead. There are immigrants working in Chilli's that probably make more palatable tripe than him.
     
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    The booze works. It WORKS!!! Lets go bare-knuckle in an empty pool.

    ...and now to add other ingredients to my brain.
     
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    Tonight, when I get back from Stone, I'll be having this.

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    Btw, anyone who drinks Fireball is a fucking moron. That shit is worse than Jager and the people who like doing shots of it fucking annoying
     
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    I'm trying not to get shit housed before I leave in 2 hours, but I'm kind of bored. That's a healthy reason to drink, right? I'm not very good at appropriate... stuff.

    A gift:



    All this talk of daiquiris I might have to fire up the blender for a Papa Doble before I go.

    Or, you know, drink a bottle of Andre, rip off my clothes, assault 5 cops, get tazed, rip out the barbs then get arrested for bath salts.

    Toddamoose, why do you want to eat someone's face? That's what happens when you drink Andre. Plus you lose the $2.50 the bottle costs. The glass is worth more than the actual liquor inside.
     
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    Yea, I meant to put up a pic of Dom. My dad has a bottle he's been saving for a while and wants to crack it open tonight. Andre is pretty gnarly.
     
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    Party time! Have a safe and Happy New Year everyone!

    See you next year!

    Someone had to say it.
     
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    Remind me: Hemmingway's has a splash of grapefruit juice and no sugar syrup?

    The best part is he doubled the booze. No wonder he won a Pulitzer in Cuba.

    Also, Metallica would have one less awesome tune if not for him.
     
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    The inimitable Papa Doble aka Hemingway Daiquiri:

    Fill a chalice with ice, dump it into the blender.

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    3 ounces Silver Rum
    Juice of 1 lime (3/4 - 1 oz)
    3/4 oz Grapefruit juice
    1/4 oz Maraschino Liqueur (triple sec or apricot will also work)

    Blend until it looks "like the sea where the wave falls away from the bow of a ship when she is doing thirty knots."
     
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    So people have the last meal game, and I was thinking, what about the last drink game. Say you the state is going to hang you the next day, and you're allowed to have one drink of anything tonight, what would you have?

    For me, I'd have a fine bourbon, maybe Pappy Van Winkle, on two rocks.
     
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    Give me a few fingers of rotgut tequila. I may say I'm sipping it neat, but actually I'm taking it like a shot. It'll numb the pain, erase my mind, and I'll talk so much shit to the executioner he'll finish me off that day.
     
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    Whiskey sours with Crown tonight until Greta Van Sustren looks attractive.


    We're going to need a lot more Crown.
     
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    Yeah, Ive always dug whatevers going on with her mouth.
     
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