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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Sounds par for the course for Africa.
     
    #2161 Kubla Kahn, Dec 31, 2013
  2. dieformetal

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    Hurricanes Are My Bitch

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    I call it "Amateur Night #1"(the other being St. Paddy's Day).
     
    #2162 dieformetal, Dec 31, 2013
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    Last African I've heard about fucked a buddy of mine because she wasn't "a normal American girl" and then proceeded to knock her up like a "normal American girl" and while she was going through what happens next he felt her up and tried to hook up again. I hope they didn't use pain killers. Fuck Africans if they are like that.

    Not that he took advantage, I know he didn't do anything I wouldn't have done if she wanted to hook up with me. Aside from the abortion thing + fondling while bloody.
     
    #2163 Hoosiermess, Dec 31, 2013
  4. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    Me retro sours for the win! They are like candy in my moth!

    Set phasers to handsome!
     
    #2164 happyfunball, Dec 31, 2013
  5. Hoosiermess

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    You called?
     
    #2165 Hoosiermess, Dec 31, 2013
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    Hopefully your husband is drunk enough to give you a little action.
     
    #2166 toddamus, Dec 31, 2013
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    I got it last night so chances are nil.

    This is so awkward. They are watching old videos of when they were you ger. And here are strippers in them and some of the propel here bright their kids. Leave the room!!!
     
    #2167 happyfunball, Dec 31, 2013
  8. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    My cocktail strr stick is strting to look like it'd designd to fit in rectal orifices
     
    #2168 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2013
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    Good to see Crown is getting weird.
     
    #2169 toddamus, Dec 31, 2013
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    it's one thing if it tells you to make this or that cocktail but you went well beyond that.
     
    #2170 Hoosiermess, Dec 31, 2013
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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Look up Italian Spiderman on YouTube. You will not regret it.

    Ah, I'll save you the trouble. True majesty.
     
    #2171 Angel_1756, Dec 31, 2013
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    Watching The Office on netflix and drinking Duck Rabbit Milk Stout, I just spent more money on 12 beers than I have in over a year. Damn if it isn't good though.
     
    #2172 Flat_Rate, Dec 31, 2013
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    Greatscott!!
     
    #2173 happyfunball, Dec 31, 2013
  14. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I give up... how manny gold chains does hehave on?
     
    #2174 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2013
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    Anyone ever wonder how explaining trolling to a 1995 version of you would turn out? Would it even be possible?*


    *Random thoughts while drinking....
     
    #2175 dieformetal, Dec 31, 2013
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    Malcjlemore is always smiling. I like that. You break through that glass ceiling, girlfriend, it can't hold you!

    Also my lesbian sister is now engaged. Yay!
     
    #2176 NatCH, Dec 31, 2013
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    I, apparently am gambling. I am also texting stripper pictures.

    I am editing this because I can. Don't judge me!! Just look the other way. Nothing t see here. Stupid gene.
     
    #2177 happyfunball, Dec 31, 2013
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    There is an outlet for topless pictures here, just fyi.
     
    #2178 Flat_Rate, Dec 31, 2013
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    I hope the children aren't still in the room.
     
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    Dammit you guys. I edited!!!! No kids aren't around. What? Also, I forget what I was hint to say. But I'm sure it was hilarious.

    Oh yes. I just posted there like, days ago. Not much has changed.
     
    #2180 happyfunball, Dec 31, 2013
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