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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. guernica

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    Not sure if I've mentioned this before, but when I travelled through Europe for 6 months, once I told girls that I was from Australia, the main things I was asked about were our crazy animals and bush fires.

    So I would tell them that the leading cause of bush fires, after arson, was "Koala fires". Koalas eat Eucalpytus leaves, and when it gets really hot in summer, the Eucalyptus oil would seep through their skin and the Koala, sitting on a tree in a forest, would burst into flames. Because their arms are so short, they cannot pat the fire out

    Pretty much every girl I told this too, believed it . I had a couple of Texan girls on Contiki in tears
     
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    I once got a girl to believe that the Great Wall of China was only about six feet high. They saved on height so they could make it longer. Plus with asians being so small they didn't need as much height.
     
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    I've always wanted to ask then: is Tasmania a sovereign nation or some sort of territory? Errol Flynn is from there and is says he's from Tas. rather than Australia.

    What you call wildlife we call "nightmare creatures" and what you call football we call "war crimes". The aliens from SpaceJam are pro rugby players in your continent. Is there anything NOT dangerous there?
     
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    Dammit! I was going to use this interview to make an argument that everything he's done outside of making music has just been part of one giant troll. That includes having a baby with Kim Kardashian.
     
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    Every year, I promise myself I'm going to work every day up until Christmas, through my days off. And every year, I willingly break that promise, because I don't feel like shooting myself in the face.

    I hate working on Sundays.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    You're still right. It breaks all laws of existence to be THAT BIG of a fag. He married HPV's Patient Zero. The unending avalanches of toxic, sub-moronic bullshit that spills out of his puffy piehole.

    I actually find it difficult to believe that he DIDN'T say that. And if not, he certainly believes it. 2Pac was killed and society allows this abomination to exist.
     
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    Yea, I was about to say, if people find it all so appalling why are they talking about it, ingesting the material they put out. Best way to stop their madness is to not consume what they put out, but apparently its like Jerry Springer in the 90s, its so bad people can't look away.
     
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    It's going to be above freezing for - maybe - 4 hours today. Texans are considering this a win
     
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    Yeah, this sucks. Day 3 of being cooped up in the house. Tried to go pick up a pizza last night and couldn't get the truck out of the driveway, and then couldn't get it back in the garage.
     
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    How deep is the snow? Four feet?
     
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    I'm just glad bf made it home without any flight drama. He's actually trustworthy in driving in this, so we're about to go to the grocery store. I've never been so excited to go grocery shopping.

    One of my cousins slipped and split open her chin...9 stitches. Ouch!
     
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    You guys really have no handle on slippery conditions, yes?
     
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    I believe they have ice, totally a different situation than the snow. But I'd still venture to guess that experience with inclement weather is Texas is pretty minimal.
     
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    I can only imagine the horror.
     
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    I remember coming up through northern Georgia and there was an inch of snow on the ground. It was insane. I've never seen such retarded driving in my life, ever. They were panic-stricken fools, slowing down a quarter mile before red lights and hitting the curb for no reason at all.
     
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    No snow, it's a solid sheet of ice about 2-2.5" thick. Chains are about the only things that'll work, and I don't have chains. And unlike the northern states, the state and municipalities don't stockpile salt for the roads.
     
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    "Sheesh, you guys would nevvvvvver survive in the African Sahara! Do you even KNOW the right way to hunt and kill wild hippo?" Yeah, we're not used to these conditions cause weather like this only happens once a year, if at all. There's no snow; it's like 2 inches of ice covering the roads.

    I don't give y'all shit for stroking out in triple digit temps just because I'm used to that 3 solid months/year.
     
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    I've never been to the Sahara but I'm pretty sure they don't have hippos out there. I may have to check with wikipedia on that.
    Also, the Sahara is the biggest desert in the world, TX you may need to do a fact check next time.
     
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