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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Hoosiermess

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    Apparently I'm easily miss-understood. I guess i have to explain everything.

    Funball, we love you. Just be you darlin.
     
    #2181 Hoosiermess, Dec 31, 2013
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    re the Italian Spiderman, I had a friend on a message board that had this gif as her avatar for awhile. It made all her posts instantly hilarious.

    [​IMG]
     
    #2182 Currer Bell, Dec 31, 2013
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    PS, I am not responsible for the dead cats mentioned earlier. Mine is still alive and her living self has since victimized three more chargers.
     
    #2183 Currer Bell, Dec 31, 2013
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    Miley couldn't rip off Madonna any harder if she tried


    Go fellate a red hot fire poker you untalented cunt
     
    #2184 Flat_Rate, Dec 31, 2013
  5. Crown Royal

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    Fucking atrocious. Somebody cashed in a lot off chiipz to make people respct her as a musician.
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    Happy new year, my frienhgvds. Tume to break out the wine enema andd cat-o- niiin-tails
     
    #2185 Crown Royal, Jan 1, 2014
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    You are having a better New Year than I am, kudos sir, enjoy it.
     
    #2186 Hoosiermess, Jan 1, 2014
  7. Crown Royal

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    Billy Joel blows Miley off the stage. Go gett all holes penetradded at once, stunned cunt. A senior citizen just took yoy to school.
     
    #2187 Crown Royal, Jan 1, 2014
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    Fucking assholes with their horseshit fireworks woke my daughter up!
     
    #2188 dieformetal, Jan 1, 2014
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    Champagne is a great follow up to bourbon

    Central time zone blows when it comes to the ball drop, we have to have an hour break for local news and them they let us watch the rest of the show.

    My phone keeps correcting my spelling mistakes, it's a great friend.
     
    #2189 NatCH, Jan 1, 2014
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    Drink by myself. Bam. Moving from the East coast to the West makes you not care once the ball drops on the East.
     
    #2190 Backroom, Jan 1, 2014
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    Kid and husband passed out. I'm watching Kathy Griffin standup while drinking hot chocolate spiked with whipped cream vodka and cherry brandy and some christmas cookies.
     
    #2191 Currer Bell, Jan 1, 2014
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    Well, I'm out. Feeling pretty good….the girlfriend and I played some mariokart wii, we watched the ball drop an hour later than most of you fuckers, made out a little bit…now we're admitting that we're getting old and going to bed.
     
    #2192 NatCH, Jan 1, 2014
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    Happy fuckin' New Year, from me and the Wife.

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    Now that she's gone to bed, time to get drunk and fuck around on the internet.
     
    #2193 Fernanthonies, Jan 1, 2014
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    Hopefully in 2014 you can spring for some capital letters.
     
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    I tell ya what, I'll forward you the contact information of my mother-in-law and you can relive that entire experience for yourself.
     
    #2195 Fernanthonies, Jan 1, 2014
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    Annual New Years day poker party tomorrow.

    This is literally the only day I like from November 1st till Febuary 15th. But god damn am i like a kid at Christmas right now. Happy New Years you magnificent bastards.
     
    #2196 McSmallstuff, Jan 1, 2014
  17. Crown Royal

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    DSTILL ALIVE FUVKERRS!!

    You cannot put me down with a sledge hmmer and Turkish sleeping pulls. I'm going to WIN this here dance marathon and ynthen Bobbie-Zsue will be my date for homecoming.

    What ?

    Oh, yu know those champagne popperswith the gunpowder in them?when theey say. "Aim awayg from face " they actually arekt not lying .
     
    #2197 Crown Royal, Jan 1, 2014
  18. Crown Royal

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    yah oi am drinker and higher than ten movie stars right now so whaddsua got, Bear?
     
    #2198 Crown Royal, Jan 1, 2014
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    Anybody else feel like there ought to be a drunk thread for only Crown, Angel, happyfunball, and jennatalia are allowed to post after copious amounts of alcohol and forced to respond to each other's posts? Kind of a like a really fucked up game of telephone.
     
    #2199 The Village Idiot, Jan 1, 2014
  20. Juice

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    I feel like a bag of blended assholes. I need an adult.
     
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