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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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    Just call me Topher

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    No, he was murdered by Michael Jackson's doctor. Or chemtrails, whichever. It doesn't matter because we have the documents.
     
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    The turtles got him man. It was bound to happen, all those harebrained schemes.
     
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    Just call me Topher

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    Michelangelo or Leonardo?
     
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    You're welcome.


     
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    Raphael is the only one with the guts to kill a person.
     
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    I heard a song on the radio that I found to be catchy so I looked it up and was horrified to see that it's Pitbull f. Ke$ha. Regardless, I like the song so I hit it on YouTube here at work. Jesus Christ, what happened to Ke$ha? At least before she was heinous but her own entity. Now she looks like a tarted up Sarah Jessica Parker. Not a look you want to emulate. Just awful.
     
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    She would scare a ghost. I think it's possible to un-masturbate to her.
     
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    Despite having already read that page, my browser keeps directing me back to page 154, which starts with this post:

    which keeps making me think of this T-shirt:
     

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    I heard this the other day, It was pretty catchy.
     
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    Quick question for the Spanish-speaking board members: What does the following say? Because what I've been told it says does not match what Google translate spits out.
    Por favor demen todas sus carnes.
     
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    Please *something* all of your meat? If one of the Mexican guys was working in the shop today I'd ask him.

    Denme is a form of dar. "Denme todas sus carnes" would be "give me all of your meat". I don't know what 'demen' is.
     
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    Give me. Please give me all of your meats.
     
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    In 0/4 online translators does "demen" = "give me".
     
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    Online translators suck shit.
     
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    Awesome possum - I believe the original phrase contained a significant and inexcusable typo. Thanks much!!
     
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    It's probably a typo. Den is an imperative of dar, which is 'to give'. It literally means, "give to me" and is used as a forceful command.

    All this is dependent on whether I fully remember my college espanol correctly.
     
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    I have some questions:

    Where did you get "demen" ? (Was this written somewhere or did you hear it?)

    Carne means meat, but can also mean flesh. Is the person speaking to you a zombie? You may need to also learn the phrase for "do you have a shotgun I can borrow?"
     
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    It came from someone who claims to be Spanish but clearly isn't Spanish.

    I was asking how to go into a restaurant to request all of their cooked meats because there's a churrasqueira in town that intimidates me due to my lack of Spanish-speaking skills.
     
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    Dang, you must be really hungry.

    I bet there are enough English-speakers in there to understand what you want. Walk in there and say, "I want all your meat." Unbutton an extra button on your top first, though. Also, say it in your best Jessica Rabbit voice. Report back.
     
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