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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. shimmered

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    No shit, at Ft. Stewart they had a babysitting rotation set up. It was insane. I like the pinterest inspired ACU purses. Those are fun.
     
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    They had a rotation set up for fucking and making sure someone watched the kids? Why anyone serving in the military would get married is beyond me.

    Every single one of my buddies who enlisted got married within 8 months of doing so. Every one of them are no longer married, I think the longest marriage lasted 18 or so months.
     
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    The term was foreign to me, but Google images tell a tale:

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    ...very very very very VERY VERY sad. I had no idea getting fat and utterly unfuckable was such a tough, stressful job.

    So...What rank are all YOU ladies?
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    They had a babysitting rotation so they could take turns going out to the clubs.

    And it wasn't just lower enlisted wives.


    Eh. Lots of the people who join are young and are still figuring themselves out. They've never left their bubble, and then find themselves in a new place and exposed to new experiences.



    And, let's be honest here. It ain't just the wives fucking around. A joe will fuck a fellow soldier's wife as quick as she'll drop her drawers to let him in.

    just go on instagram or twitter and look up #milso #armywife #navygirlfriend etc. It's quite entertaining.
     
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    If this is real, I hope she gets asshole cancer and it just slowly kills the living fuck out of her :

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    The term "false entitlement" has become the enemy of modern society. Douse the bastard in gas and torch it.
     
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    One of my buddies was pulling gate at Bragg a couple of months ago and a wife came through and got PIIIIIIISSSSSSSED when he didn't salute her.
     
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    Her rank: nothing. Fucking shoot her, by hey have guns.
     
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    Is this really a thing? Wives of soldiers expecting to get saluted? Are they actual soldiers themselves?
     
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    It is a thing.
    It's really a thing.
    It's not the norm, but it happens often enough for people to know it's real.


    I don't deal with the FRG or...any of that stuff. Ick.
     
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    My dear friends,

    I am embarking on a mission of great importance for humanity. I will return at exactly 8:30 PM, January 5, 2015.

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    I shall return.

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    Bitch, I love you. Don't go.



    Wait, are you really going? Where the fuck to? You can tell us about your sex reassignment. I ACCEPT YOU.
     
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    Well, tomorrow off. State of emergency and a foot of snow, along with temperatures that will be -15 (that is the high, not including wind chill) and my school corporation decided not to be stupid. Tomorrow was going to be a teacher-only day. My guess is I'll be going in Tuesday for a teacher-only day, and classes will resume Wednesday.

    In the mean time, I am drinking until I am completely numb tonight.
     
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    Juice, are you going upstate to The Joint or something? What's with the 365 hiatus?

     
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    It's gotta be the truck thing, right? Scheisse. Say hi to Dixie for us.
     
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    Good I was hoping you were still alive. I made the drive back to Chicago from Columbus, OH where I was for a wedding this weekend. I left Columbus on a normally 5-5.5 hour drive at 8AM CST. I got home at about at about 445-5. Indiana's highways were the worst driving conditions I've ever seen. I saw a massive 3 snowplows the entire drive through the state. I-70 into and around downtown Indy had 3-4 inches of accumulated snow, even driving in previous cars' grooves, you still weren't touching pavement. It was harrowing. We had to turn around and drive the wrong way a half mile to an exit cause a semi jacknifed north of downtown on 65 and the road was closed. That was the easy part, past West Lafayette we had not only chunky snow all over the road, but snow was whipping around the fields and making your visibility about 10 feet. I had friends behind us that just pulled off and got a hotel. That was never an option for me, but the 5th time that a fucking dickhole semi felt the need to break up the safe, single file line of cars by forcing it back to two lanes made me question my decisions. And I can't even talk about the 65/80/90 juncture outside Gary. That hadn't seen a plow all day and you were basically driving through an unplowed parking lot. I was terrified. FUCK ME. Thank god I have a work from home day tomorrow cause after all that shit, the last thing I need is walking outside from the bus to my office in -15F temps.
     
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    Yup. 65 and 80/94 are closed (Indot says they won't be open til "we don't know."). The roads around here are fucking terrible. There were two snow plows that got stuck near my house. Let me reiterate: the fucking plows are getting stuck now. Yet:

    Mcdonalds: open
    Video store I used to work at: open
    Walgreens: open

    Cause we need movies, fast food, and some fucking drugs to survive this.
     
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    Uh, isn't that exactly the plan for being snowed in? Maybe it's just my plan.
     
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