Polar Vortex is a made up thing by the media news that inspires anxiety in the American people. Rather than say "Hey guys, it's gonna be a doozy of a cold snap, make sure you're layered up and have taken steps to protect your pipes and pets! Drive safe and watch out for ice on the bridges!" they have to make it into some kind of catastrophic once in a lifetime click driving event. Because media.
Yeah that's the popular saying but once clothes start coming off then you start having hot sweaty sex, which is never bad.
Heeeey. I'm sitting right here, dude. I have done this, when I lived in Vail. Although, I was naked at the time, fairly intoxicated, and trying to impress a girl and hoping to get some action later.* *Did not get action later.
Nothing beats summer for me. You're not a prisoner of Mother Nature, cocktails actually help the situation and females wear skimpy things. What's better than that?
When I was at Mizzou, we would all skip the first nice day of the year. We would go to the quad, grill some food, drink booze out of water bottles, (stupid dry campus) and spend the day staring at attractive women in little clothing. It was glorious.
No truer statement has ever been said on this board. I used to go back to campus after I graduated just to catch all the glorious sights. I don't know if it's just a Cincinnati thing but this day was generally the day the weather finally broke for summer. Our spring is usually and extended muck of winter where we are teased for months with a sprinkling of warm days and winteresque cold snaps.
Don't get me wrong...extreme heat blows just as bad as extreme cold. 110+ degree temperatures are just miserable. But up to 100? Eh. Bring on the beer and the pool.
Up here college girls choose not the "sundress" but the "hoodie to conceal shameful new physique." It blows my mind why they never caught on up here in the summer months. They have no idea what we're all missing.
Guys who live in the southern States should be on hands and knees over broken glass and thanking whoever is up there for the eye candy they mix with. It's just ridiculous.
Hey, I didn't say every rose didn't have its thorns. I've been to Waffle House. HOLLLLLLLLLLLLY Sheet. Whatta circus.
Seriously. Other than wearing nothing, this is the most attractive thing a girl can wear. Lingerie? Nope. Evening gown? Nope. Swimsuit? Nope. Sundress. With a nice breeze rippling her hair and the bottom of the dress around her knees.... Excuse me for a moment...
The Rolls Royce Wraith. 624 hp, 590 ft-lb torque, V12 8spd auto (auto?), $284,900. When I am a rock star, I will own a fleet of these.
That's because your chaeffeur doesn't know how to drive a stick. Re: sundress & the south - two the best schools in the country for girls in sundress, Auburn & FSU, playing in the national championship tonight. Coincidence? I think not.