Considering I just spent a month in the tropics where I was sweating my balls off 24 hours a day and spent the whole time reflecting on how amazing it would feel to be in the cold again, I can say that being back in the cold does not feel amazing. It's nice to not sweat out of every pore at all times, but also, I like being able to retain function of my hands. And an ice cream on a hot day feels better than sex. Hot chocolate on a cold day feels nice but you're too busy trying to get blood to flow back into your hands to notice.
When I first moved to Oklahoma, it was 104 degrees. It was not a nice introduction to hot weather. Moving in that burning August sun was not fun and it stayed in the 80's into October. For a guy that grew up in a cool climate, it was a horrific fall. From then on, I told myself that I would never complain about the cold again. However, I'll probably make some exceptions for temeratures currently being experienced in the upper midwest. My thinking is that I can always put more clothes on. There is a limit as to what I can take off. The only nice thing about hot weather is that you don't have to shovel the hear off of your driveway. Either way, extreme hot and extreme cold is nearly unbearable.
A guy from work was telling me him and his wife are going down to some place in Brooklyn to attend a sauna party. I tried to tell him as best I could that the whole idea he was pitching sounded like a cover for an orgy. He assured me it's just a regular party, but everyone is in a sauna and wearing bathing suits. This guy is beyond jealous of people paying attention to his wife. I can't even begin to imagine what a clusterfuck this party is going to turn in to. Have any of you ever heard of a sauna party before? Is this a common thing?
I like where this is headed. Are we doing hot baseball girls in the south? Because the Florida Marlins are terrible and nobody goes to their games, but they have cheerleaders.
Canaduh, you're now officially in the running with Flori-duh. <a class="postlink" href="http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57616630-71/canadas-ex-defense-minister-aliens-would-give-us-more-tech-if-wed-stop-wars/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57616 ... stop-wars/</a> Your move, Florida.
That guy is a thousand years old and insane. I am so sick of these Ancient Aliens grifters. We have a woman who runs for mayor every time in this city and wants a space program for this city so we can hook up with aliens. From Mars. Where the fuck is your black track suit and Nikes? Tools.
War Eagle! Auburn will probably lose, as Florida State seems to score about 1000 points per game just by getting off the bus; but, hey, maybe there's another miracle out there somewhere.
Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread No way women would actually bu.................. Oh wait, I'll bet that chick can't pee on sticks fast enough to fulfill demand.
If I were a man whose bootycall claimed pregnancy, I'd buy her a stick and make her pee on it in front of me.