It was -25° Freedom here today. Wasn't too bad, but I sure as fuck wouldn't want to stand around in it all day. The Governor cancelled school for the whole state because apparently children will freeze and shatter like the T-1000 terminator when it gets below -20. I think the real reason behind it was because everyone was too lazy to put #1 diesel in the school buses.
Well they also take quite a while to build. God, don't you people know anything about stairs? And shit, there are more pressing issues at hand in this scenario! First give your girlfriend a good swift front kick to the stomach to take care of problem #1 and then focus on your next home improvement project.
That pregnancy test is ingenious. As shitty as it is I admire their ingenuity. HOWEVER, they are underselling that shit by a good $100. Get with it, people. I've always had this fantasy of having a woman throw the pregnancy card at me when I secretly had a vasectomy years prior. I'd milk that shit so long. I'd stage an engagement party. Invite her friends, her family, my friends with their I-phone video recorders, and read aloud the results of my sperm test and the receipt from the urologist.
Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread You're telling me there are still people out there stupid enough to believe they should get married just for getting pregnant? They should remove all the sidewalks to prevent knuckle injuries in these places. God is fucking dead.
Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread Actually, that's the exact wrong statement in this context. There are still people stupid enough to believe they should get married just because they are pregnant because they believe god exists and will judge them for a perceived sin. Spoiler Yes, I know, no religion on the board. But sue me if this is pushing it. We're making fun of idiots here, not making fun of a religion.
Re: Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread Happens daily here in the south, I don't get it. I'd like to watch the game but one of the downfalls of working second is never being able too.
legions of people who believe that very thing. It's not the first time I've seen that advertised, either.
Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread I work with a guy like that. Apparently when he was like 19 his girlfriend had a pregnancy scare and she wanted an abortion. Dude isn't religious or anything but he's staunchly pro-life, and in his own words he said to her "YER NOT KILLIN' MY BABY, WE'RE GETTIN MARRIED" or some stupid shit. His justification was that he had a good job and could afford a family. He worked at Cracker Barrel as a waiter at the time. No fucking way I'd marry someone who I didn't already intend on marrying. At this point in my life, if I got a chick pregnant, I'd offer to pay for the abortion and she didn't take the offer, well, I have no problem paying child support but I ain't gonna be a daddy. Kinda fucked up, I know, especially since I often rant about my shitty childhood but it just isn't doable for me for the next few years.
Yeah, she's the new British Christina Hendricks. She was Gretel in that terrible witch hunters movie.
We've talked about the Cinemax show Banshee. Nothing special, original, or altogether clever, but satisfying for sex and violence. There are some serious fights in this series. I just picked up an episode I missed on the original run. This is hands down the most brutal fucking fight I have ever seen on film. Jesus FUCK. Watch that without cringing. Double dog dare you.
Bin-go. Gemma Arterton is sugar. CJ: Season 2 starts this Friday. More dirty cheap shots and raunchy sex to come.
I really forgot how good Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is. I'm torn whether Jason Statham is the luckiest bastard on the world for tapping Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, or whether she's the luckiest bitch for tapping him.
She was absolutely lovely to look at in Quantum of Solace, but has the distinction of being the worst Bond girl next to Denise Richards. She served zero purpose to the plot. God, that flick chafes my thighs. It's half a good movie and comes so close in some regards. Total blueballs. The ending scenes are perfect, despite a shitty, generic climax. Also holds the distinction of being directed by Marc Forster who is, as far as I am concerned, the English Uwe Boll. Fucking moron. Yet he keeps getting work. Spoiler