Just because she squeezes her arm fat to make her tits bulge doesn't mean you would kick her out of bed. I would take a Christina Hendricks over a bag of antlers everyday of the week. I have a black man's libido.
I was watching The Departed on TV yesterday and I find it strange that they are more than happy to show Leo's brains splattered all over an elevator and several other brutal murders, but God forbid little Susie hears someone say fuck. I mean, that could be traumatizing. It's just weird that practically any form of violence is more acceptable than saying naughty words. Also, I am loving listening to grumpy old people complain about the dangers of the new marijuana laws. I heard some guy compare it to cocaine the other day. Can't remember what his name was, but the terrified ignorance is pretty funny.
I would just like to say fuck fsu... and an honorable mention to Maker's Mark for giving me this damned headache.
Foster is German like Boll and even looks like him, but Monster's Ball was a good movie. He hasn't done any other work I liked and trying to turn Bond into Bourne was a misfire (a pussy, sawed-off villain didn't help either). Uwe Boll.... It's impossible to be a more terrible director than him. Boll directed Rampage. The shittiest movie EVER. What more do you need to know?
You know those YouTube videos of people throwing hot water up into the air in this freezing weather to instantly turn into sleet/ice? Yeah, the girlfriend wanted to try that this morning... Now she's cold and all wet and mad at me because I won't stop laughing at her.
I've done that, but you need an air temp of near -50 C and the water has to be boiling hot when thrown. It's do cold here now three people at work have had nose bleeds.
I dunno if it is because I'm a woman, but I think Christina Hendricks is much sexier than that other girl. The other one may have the better body (Christina's tits really are too big), but Christina has one of the most compellingly attractive faces I've seen in a long while and her personality shines beautifully through her eyes and her thousand watt smile. The other girl is attractive and a good actress, I'm sure (I barely remember her character in the Bond movie, her hair distracted me the whole time). She's just not compelling.
It is 17F with 74% humidity and a little bit of wind. Supposedly it feels like 8F. I am in southern Alabama! I am not built for this weather! I wish we'd at least get some snow or something out of this.
Yes, Hendricks was radiant as "Chick who gets her head blown off with shotgun" in Drive. I think she's a cardboard actress and men only see obnoxiously giant, sparkling tittays.
You don't want snow if you plan on going anywhere. You guys do not have tires designed for snow. I've seen what happens when the south gets snow, it looks like all the cars are driving on just rims because there's no traction.
My boss said they would make it a snow day if it did indeed snow, so I wouldn't have to go anywhere. Considering it is tuesday and I will probably make jack anyway, I am okay with that.
You know what? It's fine. Hollywood needs more variety in body types anyway, so I'm glad we've got her. And she was absolutely hot when she was on Firefly, and no one will ever be able to convince me otherwise.
They sure are quicker to call a Snow Day here these days. In my entire K-Grade 13 school life, we had snow cancel school once and it was a total, complete Whiteout. They've cancelled school here because of the cold the last two days. Fags.
Fun little "did you know:" schools are liable for kids from the time they leave their homes in the morning until they get home after school. In theory, if a kid waiting for a bus gets frost bite, the parents could (and in this day and age, would) sue the school system and likely the superintendent who ultimately makes the call. So yeah, they are way more cautious now than when I was younger. That said, if my kid were in school and they had class today, I'd have kept her home. Fuck if she is driving in or waiting for the bus in this shit. About two moths ago we had a really, really foggy day, but the school didn't even call a delay. 4 busses were late, and in my classes alone I had 3 students that got in car accidents, and word quickly began to spread over the next two days that their parents were considering legal action to force the school to cover the cost of car repairs. Don't know if it will happen, but given how bad visibility was (I couldn't see more than 5 feet in front of my car), they may has a case. Coincidentally, my school seems much more willing to delay or cancel over the last month.
Oh, schools are just a little more cautious. Like being banned from marking tests with red pens or quarantining peanut butter sandwiches like a sock in Monsters Inc.