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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. Cult

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    One thing I've noticed a lot of Americans struggle with is not eating everything on their plate which is something I can identify with and have struggled to change for years, and that habit can come about for any number of reasons. When I'd be forced to go stay with my biological mother's I'd only eat like once a day so you bet your ass I ate as much as I fucking could. On the other hand, if I was with my dad or grandparents it was eat everything on your plate, don't leave until you do.

    Despite years of trying to will myself through this, if I don't eat everything on my plate regardless of how much I ate I feel hungry. Nothing I've done has helped any so most of the time I make EXACTLY what I plan on eating for each meal, which ends up wasting a lot of time and I never just have leftovers for an easy meal. This is why I hate eating out, especially when people see me finish and they offer me food from their plate. The only thing that I've found that helps marginally is watching other people eat because of how disgusting I find it to be.
     
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    Food relationships are as much mental as physical. We have an emotional connection to food and how we eat it that runs deeper than we ever realize, until the day we try to challenge it. You recognize your hurdles and sound like you plan for them. That's awesome, to me.

    When we go to restaurants, I can't watch other people eat...it turns my stomach.
     
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    Well, if you named it the "8 Day Anus Diet: Cranberry!", people would definitely remember the name.
     
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    I saw this today:

    Paleo diet ranks last on 'best diets' list

    And I immediately thought of this place.

    As someone who is overweight and has had my weight fluctuate in the same range for about a decade now, I can say, with a decent amount of confidence, that when I eat less processed foods and more natural foods I feel better and weigh less, in general. I just like my garbage food too much, and I also have other issues that go back a long way, much like anyone else, although I am mostly past those. Also, "sympathy" weight. Holy god did I do poorly at eating while my wife was pregnant and am only now doing better.
     
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    I guess if you're doing a cleanse, somewhere around day 5 or 6 anal is maybe less gross?




    Paleo is...sigh. Robb Wolf paleo is awesome. Crazy ass Whole9 paleo is stupid.
    And, people who go full paleo can be assholes. "Sorry brah. No beers for me. I'm paleo now..."
    Eat a dick and have a fucking beer or some cider you pretentious asshole. Your world will not be upended because you celebrated something with your boys.
     
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    I agree with all of those. In the interest of respecting America's dignity and integrity, all flags should be treated with the utmost care immediately upon arrival from China.
     
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    More like fisting pants, but I guess fingerbanging works too.
     
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    What is it, your period?
     
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    Does Rodman even speak english anymore? Can he? I don't understand a single thing he said other than "look at these guys" apparently in reference to the washed up former NBA players behind him?

    Moral of the story: don't do drugs, kids.
     
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    Rodman is a fucking loser. The end.

    Lord knows why my wife has a crush on this dink. Yeah, a powerhouse rebounder. Stack that against countless arrests, assaulting cameramen, marrying Carmen Electra and divorcing her a week later, holding press conferences for no reason whatsoever, skipping a playoff practice to wrestle for WCW, drunk driving, getting kicked off the Lakers for refusing to wear shoes to practice.... He has infinity amount of ways to demonstrate his knack for total irresponsibility.

    He long ago should removed whatever skull piercing of his that impaled the part of his brain that prevented him from buying into his own hype.
     
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    You used to be a Whole30 fan. What changed your opinion?

    I am not looking to argue as I feel a bit like Dallas and Melissa have gone somewhat overboard, but curious to hear what changed your mind.
     
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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    Pretty sure she has an accident inside her.

    Yes I am aware it's a Departed reference.
     
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    Re: Re: Holiday Drunk Thread

    Yup. I'm housing a parasite for the next 7 months.



    DannyMac -
    The original Whole30, with the intent of causing the participant to take a hard look at their food intake, relationship with food, and hunger vs boredom eating - I support that idea. So many people have a distorted idea of what real hunger feels like vs what conditioned response to a particular setting feels like (I'm with so and so - we eat...it's XYZ event, we eat) that a month of preparing meals, eating food they purchased/created/cooked and removing non-nourishing additives isn't, in my experience, a bad thing.
    The bad things come in when people start feeling guilt and anxiety about what they eat. I believe Dallas and Melissa promote that (despite their many worded protestations otherwise) through passive aggressive language and behavior. Their blog tends to take an alarmist stance on anything not "Whole9 approved", and they get wayyyyyy too deep into people's heads for anyone's sound mind and body.
    As a coach, I've tended to avoid subjects and behaviors that encourage food guilt and obsession. I have, in the past 2 years or so, tried to encourage a relationship with food as fuel, and to avoid punishment and guilt behaviors.

    I don't think Dallas and Melissa encourage that at all.
     
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    I coincidentally just ate a pound of asparagus (and some leftover shepherd's pie) for dinner. If only I had cranberry juice!

    My wake up pee tomorrow is going to be ripe.
     
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    I can't imagine eating a pound of asparagus. Unless it was wrapped in bacon.
     
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    I eat semi-absurd amounts of vegetables when I cook and no one is around to eat with me.

    I made a giant pile of Brussels sprouts, caramelized shallot, and bacon hash on Sunday night, and it was a masterful, rare feat of willpower that allowed me to have leftovers for yesterday.
     
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    Pregnancy cravings already, huh?
     
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    Death Pool 2014:

    Dennis Rodman. That man is on a serious drug bender. I think Ill have to add a category to my picks to include at least one Dr Drew celebrity rehab patient each year.
     
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    Nah. That's just the only way I'll eat asparagus.



    Cravings are for some damn mochi. I need to ask my brother where to find it here.
     
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