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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. JWags

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    I just can't even process this level of delusional bullshit...

    <a class="postlink" href="http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/ ... s-rape-ok/</a>

    PIV is Penis in Vagina for those of you playing along at home...

    Well no shit, we all no sex isn't pleasurable for women. There is nothing good that comes of it for them and they never desire such revolting acts. I think we just found the Westboro of feminists.
     
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    Anyone else get turned on reading that?

    Because that's what I usually shoot for.
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    Yeah someone posted that on a gun forum I frequent this is my favorite gobsmacking statement:


    Emphasis mine.



    I think her choice of words is interesting. I only shake a girl like I'd stuff a corpse if she's a lousy dead fish lay. I really really would like to she a picture of what this woman looks like.
     
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    She may be right, you can always do IVF or hope the guy is a really good shot.

    I guess to these woman, oral sex is much more anatomically logical than intercourse.
     
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    One of my fondest memories is of taking a piss at 4am after a lovely dinner which included roasted asparagus and broccoli and smoked cheddar quiche.

    I woke up, shuffled to the bathroom which is right next to the bedroom, and took the longest, smelliest piss I've ever taken, coupled with intermittent farting that offered up a bouquet of flavors that would make Gordon Ramsey jealous. I hadn't even finished when I hear my wife from the bedroom, who had been sleeping soundly until then.

    "Fuck me, is that your piss?"

    My wife does not swear often, for the record, and I couldn't stop laughing. My fucking piss woke her up from 4 meters away.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    They should be shot and pissed on. As all who believe that.

    What are with these bipolar fruitcakes who wage war on sex? And who let these feces-tossing orangutans near a computer?
     
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  9. Crown Royal

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    Why do you do this to me?

    I swear on everything sacred the first time I see somebody wearing something that stupid-- regardlless if I know them or not-- I will point an audibly laugh like a stoned Howler Monkey at them. Just when I thought nothing could be lamer than Planking.
     
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    It's not that large.
     
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    I guess it depends on who you're violating. If its a Chinese girl, then yea, its probably large for them, assuming you're not Asian yourself.
     
  12. Crown Royal

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    The only person insane and detached from reality enough to say that shit is Germaine Greer. She hates men entirely, and thinks they are "an obsolete and useless gender, meant to be bred out of existence."

    She's possibly the most despicable feminist on the entire planet, a bonafide sociopath who should be lashed to a rocket and shot into the fucking sun, along with anyone who follows her. People will listen to any moron if they put on glasses before they talk AHEM....

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    Hey yeah, you're right! Thanks man! Where da Asian women at?

    (Just joking, it's huge.)

    Is anybody keeping track of Judge Royal's rulings on how people/groups of people should be punished? In case he ever becomes supreme overlord of Earth, I really want to see these elaborate death orders be carried out on 2/3 of the population. (I don't think I'm on the list yet.)
     
  14. Crown Royal

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    When I rule, everyone gets cake. And red headed women will be forbidden from changing their hair colour why the FUCK do they do that?!?!

    That's all.
     
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    I started a fire for my cat earlier. He warmed his ass by the fire, quite literally. Was bizarre watching him sit in front of it. Then he demanded I turn the heater on so he wouldn't be cold. How did I know? I just knew. He immediately positioned himself under the vent. What the fuck? How is a 12 pound animal making all of the decisions here?
     
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    I have started a mental exercise called "What Would Crown Do." Any time I get frustrated, I try and think of how Crown would fix the situation or punish those responsible.


    Re: PIV rape - articles like that just piss me off. It all boils down to the fact that I don't agree with the premise, and a lot of people do not. You can't ask them whether a girl that says "I want your penis to penetrate my vagina" is being raped, when she is clearly giving consent, because there's no such thing as consent when I've spent my entire male life "grooming" and "brainwashing" women into having sex. So now No means No, and Yes also means No.
     
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    Sounds like you're pussy whipped.

    (I'm sorry, bad pun, but it was out there)
     
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    My goddamn hair froze this morning. I was aware intelectually that this was a thing, but never had to deal with it practically. We had rolling blackouts today per the power company. I'm honestly at a loss as to how people deal with this regularly. Outside now is currently the coldest temperature I have ever personally been in and its only 19. I pray for you snowpeople.
     
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    I know your post was supposed to follow the one by Black Jesus, but it's really funny following Nat's.

    Gamecocks, you and Angel would make a cute frozen hair couple.
     
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    She's relocating. I'm not dealing with this ever again. If it gets this cold in SC again, I'm taking my chances in Florida.
     
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