Holiday Drunk Thread

I think he jumped off a building.

 

And then I was finally allowed to go clothes shopping!

 

Its like they hate the people.

"Whats that? You have all these traditions and celebrations you want to do because it might be your only time to ever go to something this big? Yea? Well fuck you."

Thats what that article read like.

 

You cannot walk to the SuperBowl. You cannot drive. You cannot be dropped off. You may not tailgate. By reading this disclaimer, your tickets are hereby void.

Could they possibly shit the fucking bed any harder? What a bunch of money-grubbing, over-protective clowns. What sucks is that the NFL is already an unstoppable money mint. It will only make more money. Why do bean counters feel it necessary to remove every fun, traditional aspect of it from the fans for profit? These people should be skinned alive.

 

You guys must not know what fucking retards live in New Jersey. There are a lot of them. This is all completely understandable. Also the way the highway system is set-up there, the stadium is in the middle of nowhere with few route options. If any of those get clogged up with local tards or tourists that don't know what they're doing, everything is completely fucked. Its sounds draconian, but they're saving the dummies from themselves.

 

You can sit in your cars and eat. Hell, I'm feeling generous. Go ahead and bring a soda! But don't you fucking dare get out and leave your space. Better yet, just eat before you get here. And tell little Timmy who has always dreamed of tossing the football around with his dad outside the stadium before the game that he can go fuck himself. You better throw out that peanut butter and jelly sandwich before I taze you motherfucker!

 

This is ridiculous. At least you can tailgate outside the Superdome while they're trying to fix the lights.

 

In that case, it sounds utterly retarded to even consider having it there in the first place. Sorry folks, it's a bitter pill to swollow but you don't hear Green Bay bitch about hosting a Superbowl. Bye-bye forever.

They had it in Detroit a few years ago, not in "nice Detroit" either. There was no bullshit of the sort. No tailgating? Set yourselves on fire.

 

See, if this was taking place in NASCAR country, there would be guys that would mange to do this within the rules. They'd have some kind of lift and hydraulics with a two-level party area that went up instead of out.

 

The power fucking went out at Budgetbowl last year, and they're STILL managing to make it worse. I sincerely hope this turns out to be as black an eye for them as possible.

 

And some college boy would inevitably be beaten to death for making the comparison between such a structure and sustainable urban planning.

 

It's the goddamn NFL in America, and the biggest commercial event in the modern world. No such thing. There are millions more people who aren't going to the event that give zero fucks about the tailgating verses the paltry 50,000 that go are affected by this. There will be no outrage. ESPN won't spend a second of SportsCenter on it, and neither will any of the talking heads on game day.

The reason Green Bay isn't bitching is because they don't have two teams in the #1 city (area) and two owners with enough clout to make it happen. That and Green Bay fans sure as fuck don't want to be in Green Bay if they don't have to. New Yorkers on the other hand think they're the center of the universe.

 

Looks like someone had a similar idea, I mean the thing has a fucking slide and everything!

 

Clearly you've never been to Green Bay. Even stripping away Packer fans that are only there as a pilgrimage to Lambeau, people from that area of Wisconsin, and hell Wisconsin in general, have some love affair with the area even though the city of Green Bay is a miserable place to spend extended time. Small town bullshit or something.

 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the cheeseheads here still worship that place like Mecca.

 

So one of my buddy's brothers posted on Facebook a couple months ago that he was inspired to join the police force because he has been bullied so much in high school.

He has applied at 6 different departments and been denied each time.


Seriously, how bad can you be that SIX depts turned you down?


Not to mention the whole "I used to be bullied, I'll soon be calling the shots with this badge".


If he ever does get hired, "Deputy Dewey" will be his nickname.

 

Sweet, so someone who hasn't let go of being bullied is trying to be a cop, where he will then likely take out his suppressed anger on unsuspecting victims. I imagine he'll be very good at using the taser when people are resisting